Leah - DNA (COMEDIC)

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LEAH: What are you thinking?

(No answer.)

No, don't tell me, sorry, that's a stupid, that's such a stupid - You know. You can talk to me. I won't judge you, whatever it is. Whatever you're, you know, I won't, I won't...

Is it me?

Not that I'm - I mean it wouldn't matter if you weren't or were, actually, so - Are you thinking about me?

(No answer.)

What good things? Phil? Or...I mean is it a negative, are you thinking a negative thing about - Not that I'm bothered. I'm not bothered, Phil, I'm not bothered, I'm not, it doesn't, I don't care. You know I don't...

What, like I talk too much? Is that it? That I talk too much, Is that it? You sitting there in absolute silence thinking 'Leah talks too much, I wish she'd shut up once in a while' is that it, is that what your, because don't, you know like judge, you know or anything. Because, alright I do. There, I'm admitting it, I talk too much, so shoot me...

Because your not perfect actually, Phil. Okay. There I've said it, your not...

You're a bit...

I do. No, I do talk too much. No don't because, its alright, its fine, I'm not gonna, you know, or whatever, you know its not the collapse of my, because I do have, I could walk out of here, there are friends, I've got, I've got friend, I mean alright I haven't got friends, not exactly, but I could, If I wanted, given the right, given the perfect, you know circumstances. So don't because you haven't either, I mean it's not like your, you know, Mr popular, you know, you haven't. Sitting there, all...

All... What are you thinking?

Dennis Kelly

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