I would like to state right at the beginning that I did not take part in any of the suspicious activities that took place in the dorms or - if the guys were feeling brave - on camera. Most of the time.
Also, my English is pretty good, if I do say so myself, but if you wanna be a grammar nazi, come at me bro. Don't forget, I can whip up a cypher in five minutes. And no, that is not a threat. It's a warning.
Finally, it's up to you if you want to believe what I've written. From the beginning I've wondered if I should tell people about my observations, but by now, I've seen the ship theories, read some pretty graphic fanfiction (no comment on that one, although I will commend your writing. And imagination) and laughed my ass off at those jikook memes. If anything, they make me feel that you guys will be pretty accepting about this. Or atleast get a laugh out of it. It's clear ARMYs are some pretty funny people. I might as well show you how hilarious I can be. Besides, most of your speculations are actually pretty close to the real thing.
Hard to believe? Think about it. Seven guys in a dorm. Things are bound to get wild.
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Just A Witness
FanfictionAyo everyone I decided to make this account after having endured three years of completely homo - I mean - questionable activity displayed by my fellow members. The events stated in my work may or may not have actually taken place. Read at your own...
