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1. Why me and BEN shouldn't be trusted with buying groceries.

Slender:ANN and BEN, come here.

Me and BEN:Yeah?

Slender:Here*gives us $100*Use this to buy groceries*gives us a long list of groceries*

Me:Okie

Slender:BE BACK BY 10 PM ALRIGHT?

Me and BEN:OKAY!

1 hour later...

Me and BEN:WE'RE BACKKK!!

Slender:Did you get the groceries?

Me and BEN:Uhhh....*nervous sweating*

Slender:*facepalm*What did you buy?

Me and BEN:*shows him a bag full of videogames*

Slender:*fainted*

[BEEP]

2.Why Kiomi, Harley, Sally and me can't he trusted alone at the mansion.

Slender:Kiomi, Harley, Sally and ANN, we'll be gone for a week!

Me:Okie!

After the pastas are gone...

Harley:*takes out bat*

Me:*takes out katana*

Kiomi:*takes out sledgehammer*

Sally:*takes out a hammer*

All of us:WRECKING TIME!!

1 week later...

Slender:WHAT DID YOU DO TO THE MANSION?!?!?!?!?!

Me and the girls:Eheehe*nervous laughing*

[BEEP]

3.Why BEN can't be trusted with my Nintendo 64.

BEN:Hey ANN.

Me:Hm?

BEN:Can i borrow your Nintendo 64?

Me:Sure*hands him my Nintendo 64*

BEN:Thanks!

3 hours later...

Me:Where's BEN?

Jane:Upstairs.

Me:*goes upstairs*

BEN:*runs out of his room and bumps into me*O-oh h-hi!

Me:BEN, where is my Nintendo 64?

BEN:*looks down*I broke it...

Me:YOU WHAT?!

BEN:*runs*I'M SOOORRRRYYYY!!!!!!

Me:*takes out katana*GET BACK HERE!! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!!

Sally and Kiomi:*anime sweatdrop*

[BEEP]
BEN:I hate you!

Me:I love you too~*sarcasm*

BEN:YAY!*hugs me*

Me:WUT?!

Kiomi:*snaps photo*

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