His dirty pickup line

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Isco:
Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.

Claudio:
I'll treat you like my homework; slam you on the table and do you all night long.

Fernando:
I'm no weatherman, but you can expect a few inches tonight.

Manuel:
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.

Paulo:
Yeah, it's big, and if you pet it, it spits.

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