Football Preferences

His best friend that you don't like

Isco:
Sergio Ramos. You think that he's too cocky for his own good. When you first met, you tried to get along with him, but you discovered that it was nearly impossible to hold up a lengthy conversation without him talking about how he got on the national team when he was only sixteen, a story that you have probably memorized more than he.

Claudio:
Sami Khedira. That man is much too complicated for anyone to understand. Every time you would try to talk to him, he would bring up all these issues and problems and complications that he is suffering from, and that really wasn't a conversation starter.

Fernando:
Iker Casillas. You feel that he is too creepy to be a psychotically normal human being. His watchful eyes, furrowed eyebrows, quiet stance, the way he keeps on following you everywhere is enough to make you doubt his sanity.

Manuel:
Marco Reus. That man spells trouble. He was your ex-boyfriend after all, but that isn't the problem. What really is the issue is that he keeps on flirting with you at every second chance he got. Smart man, he only does it out of Manuel's earshot, and he keeps on smacking your ass whenever he thinks that your boyfriend isn't watching. You don't like it one bit.

Paulo:
Álvaro Morata. He is a rude little fucker to you all the time. Whether it's with snarky comebacks, mocking your style, or saying that you and Paulo aren't fit together, he always knows precisely what to say to piss you off. You are always at each other's throats, clawing at any dignity you both had.

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