•The Three Rules//Negan's daughter•

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"Eenie,meenie,miney, moe.
Catch a tiger by his toe.
If he holla's, let him go.
My mother,
Told me,
To pick, the very best one.
And you,
Are...
It.
Anybody moves anybody says anything cut the boys other eye out and feed it to his father, you can breath, you can blink, you can cry.
Hell you're all gonna be doing that"

You see, my dad. He's crazy. Yet I still wonder where I get it from.
I look at the pathetic group infront of me.
The leader can't even keep his shit together.
My dad, Negan, steps out of the RV grinning.
"We pissing our pants yet?" He says, Lucille resting on his shoulder, as usual.
I chuckle to myself.
"Boy do I have a feeling we're getting close" he says.
"Yup, gonna be pee pee pants city here soon","which one of you pricks is the leader?" He asks.
Simon points to their so called 'leader'.
"This one here" he says.
"Hi, you're Rick right? I'm Negan, and I do not appreciate you killing my men. Also when I sent my people to kill your people for killing my people, you killed more of my people. Not cool, not cool. You have no idea how not cool that shit is, but I think you're gonna be up to speed shortly... yup you're so gonna regret crossing me in a few minutes." My dad says. I smirk, leaning up against the RV.
I zone out at this point, knowing that after giving a speech about rules, he'll get to the killing.
Then when I come to my senses, I hear him call me.
"Emily? Could you come and help me pick?" He asks.
I shrug,"can't be that hard, they all look like shit"
I look at the group, scared and helpless.
My eyes fall upon a boy, about my age, wearing a sheriff's hat and a bandage coving one of his eyes.
Why not have some fun?
I walk up to the boy, his one eye glaring at me.
I bend down to his level, the rest of the group looking at us.
"Hi, I'm Emily, call me Em if you like. What's your name?" I ask, a smirk on my face.
He doesn't say a word.
I pull out my gun and put it under his chin.
"Ya know, you oughta be nicer. I mean knowing that I could just pull this trigger right now, not even thinking twice" I say.
"Em, come on now. I can't kill the future serial killer! Neither can you!" He says, laughing behind me.
I turn and face him.
"Yeh, guess you're right." I say, pulling the gun away from his chin.
"You got lucky, until next time" I say.
I walk up to my dad, standing in the same position as before, back up against the RV.
"Huh, I have an idea!"
"Ennie,
Meenie,
Miney,
Moe,
Catch,
A tiger,
By it's toe.
If he hollers, let him go.
My mother,
Told me,
To pick,
The very best one,
And you are...
It"
He pointed the bat at various members of the group, and unfortunately, it landed on a ginger man, looked quite tough. Not exactly his day now, is it?

My dad looks at me for approval.
I nod and shrug.
"Don't know him, don't care, kill him" I say.
I notice two women looking at me in shock.
I just grin.
"Anybody moves, anybody says anything, Em, cut the boys other eye out and feed it to his father.
You can breath, you can blink, you can cry. Hell, you're all gonna be doing that!" He says as he smashes the man in the head.
Many scream a little.
"Wow! Look at that!! Taking it like a champ!" My dad cheers.
"Suck... my... nuts" the man says, half dead.
I smirk and roll my eyes.
My dad swings again and again and again, until eventually alls that is left is a big blob of brain and blood.
"Did you hear that? He said 'suck my nuts'" my dad says, out of breath and laughing.
He takes a few more swings as others sob over this guys death.
Rick, the leader is completely broken.
When my dad is done, he walks up to a woman, winding her up about this guys death.
I didn't really listen to this, but then the guy who Dwight shot lunges for my dad and punches him.
I quickly run to him, some other men helping me pin him to the floor.
Dwight comes running up.
"NO!" My dad shouts,"oh no!"
"That, oh my! That is a no no, the whole thing! Not one bit of that shut flies here!"
"You want me to do it? Right here." Dwight says, pointing the crossbow at the guy I'm pinning down.
"Nah, not until you try a little" my dad says.
I laugh and Dwight stares at me, then puts Daryl back in his position.
"Anyway, that's not how it works. I already told you people, first ones free, then what did I say? I said I would shut that shit down! No exceptions! Now I don't know what kinda lying assholes you've been dealing with, but I'm a man of my word. First impressions are important. I need you to know me.
So... back to it!" He says, turning around and smashing Lucille into an Asian man.
"M-Maggie I-I'll find you" he manages to get out.
The woman, who I presume is Maggie continues to sob.
His eyeball popping out of his head, blood dripping down his face.
"As hell, I can see this is hard on you guys. I am sorry, I truly am, but I did say. No exceptions!" He says, bashing him in the head more.
I can see the guy who I pinned down, flinching at every smash to the head.
He blames it on himself, I know he does.
"What was the joke that bad?" My dad asks.