SUPERNATURAL
10.05 Fan Fiction
Written by: Robbie Thompson
Directed by: Phil Sgriccia
Air Date: November 11, 2014
THEN
[On the screen, we can read a few words while they're typed ]
SUPERNATURAL "Pilot" Created by Eric Kripke
NOW
TEASER
[Curtains open, and we see a stage where a scene from a Supernatural musical is rehearsed. While a young lady is reading on a sofa, the lights start flickering. A spooky music starts to play.]
ACTRESS : Oh, no ! Whatever could that be ?
(A fake ghost falls from the ceiling. The actress screams, and through the fake door, "Sam" aka Maggie, and "Dean", aka Siobhan, burst.)
DEAN!SIOBHAN : Ghost ? Meet Winchester.
MARIE : Cut ! (The camera turns around, and we see Marie, her assistant Maeve, and the drama teacher, Ms. Chandler, sitting in the audience.) Maggie ? Siobhan ? Is this some kind of a joke to you ? Siobhan, this scene takes place before the events of Carver Edlund's unpublished masterpiece, "Dark Side of the Moon".
SIOBHAN : So ?
MARIE : Meaning, where is the samulet ?
SIOBHAN : Oh ! (She takes off her wig.) I took it off. It kept hitting me in the lips, and...
MARIE : That amulet is the symbol of the Winchesters' brotherly love ! You need to take one for the team.
SIOBHAN : Look, I'm just here for the college credit.
(Marie gasps in outrage.)
MARIE : How dare you ?!
(Marie pushes Siobhan, who pushes her too.)
MS. CHANDLER : Hey both ! (They don't listen.) Hey, both ! Ok ! I've got three weeks of this crap show, and I am done. There is too much drama in the drama department. I'm going to principal Salazar in the morning.
MARIE : No ! Do-No, no, no, no... Ms Chandler, please !
MS. CHANDLER : It's over, Marie.
(On those words, Ms. Chandler leaves. Marie turns around to face her actresses.)
MARIE : Alright, everybody back to one ! Until we are all suspended, the show must go on.
(Ms. Chandler gets out of the school, and walks while on the phone.)
MS. CHANDLER : Why couldn't they just do "Godspell" like good little skanks ? Instead it's this... awful, unbelievable horror story. (She drinks from her flask.) Hmm ! Like that stuff really happens ! Huh, theater is about life. You know ? Truth ! Truth ! Where is the truth in Supernatural ?
(A noise coming from the bushes catches her attention. She tries to see what did it, when suddenly, some branches grab her and make her disappear through the bushes. Her phone falls on the floor, at the same time as a purple flower.)
(Meanwhile, Marie and Maeve take a look at their title card : an neon Supernatural sign.)
MARIE : I mean, it's close, but it's just.... It needs a little more grrrr !
TITLE CARDS
ACT ONE
[Dean is working on Baby, while Gordon Lightfoot's Sundown is playing. Sam comes out from their motel room.]
