Transformers x Reader

Megatron x Crazy!Reader

Crashing down onto hard ground, I stretch my neck cabling, looking around my surroundings with crazed optics.

Laughing excitedly at the small fires sprouting around the crater from my landing has caused, I swivel my frame around, observing every detail.

Smile widening, I reach down, plucking a small organic up into my servos. Bringing it close to my faceplate, I giggle lightly as it screams, flailing its tiny limbs.

Feeling a small pang on my backstruts, I turn around, sharp optic ridge quirked in confusion. Looking around, I tilt my helm, barely holding in a laugh as a small army of natives stands below me, firing their weapons. 

Scoffing, I flick the organic in my servos away, amusedly watching as it flys, then falls, hitting the cracked ground with a beautiful splat.

Turning around, I stomp on the small organics, kicking away lingering ones as I break off a piece of structure, launching it across the spreading chaos, piercing into another building, perfectly cracking it apart.

Voice overcome with insanity-filled laughter, I crash around the city, taking heavy delight in the shrieks of the natives. Continuing my assault, I leap onto a taller building, ripping off more fragile areas as I scramble up, sharp digits clawing into its surface.

Reaching the top, I sit down, pedes swinging happily off of the edge as I watch various fires spread, the fleshy natives attempting to put them out in vain.

Audio receptors twitching, I tilt my helm down, grinning as I see the swirling green mass of a groundbridge. Seeing a small group of brightly colored bots step out, I continue casually kicking my pedes, containing a giggle as they raise their weapons, searching the area.

Audio receptors twitching in warning once again, I look over across the bright team, instead seeing a much duller group of bots exit a groundbridge. Smiling at the familiar color schemes, I raise my voice to a shout.

"Yoo-hoo! Up here, cuties!"

Waving my servo quickly in a casual greeting as both groups look up towards me, I tilt my helm even more, almost horizontal as I stare down at them.

"Fire!"

Flipping over the cover of the building, I wait for a moment, slowly raising up as I peek over the edge. Glancing over to the other side of the small city consumed by my chaos, I smile as the darker bots run closer, weapons drawn as a large grey mech leads them in. Looking back down to the brighter bots, I feign a deep frown, forcing as much innocence as I can into my voice.

"Aw, I thought we had something!"

Only receiving an onslaught of plasma shots, I grin, flexing my digits as I duck back down. Bouncing slightly, I leap down, voice shrill in glee as I free fall.

"Weeeee!"

Crashing on top of a large green mech, I round to his backstruts, beating into his fragile neck cabling as his servos fling back, attempting to pull me off. Grinning in victory as a vital line shows through the wires, I plunge down, screaming in anger as I am ripped back, thrown onto the ground.

Getting up, I see the violent looking bots come closer, firing at the others as I face a large blue and red mech. Peering up, I wave slightly, a large grin plastered across my faceplate.

"Hey good-lookin'!"

Barreling to my left as a servo comes down, I roll on the ground, returning to my pedes with an enthusiastic smile. Bouncing slightly, I duck under a swinging pede, gripping onto it as I use his momentum to bring him to the ground. Knocking him onto his backstruts, I leap onto his chestplate, straddling his chassis as I lean down, servos slamming down to pierce his spark.

Beating against it, I growl, annoyed by the enhanced armor, unable to crush anything.

"Oh, now you're no fun!"

Ducking off of him, I swivel back to face him as he stands, blue optics a mix of calm and fierceness. Servos clenched, he runs forward, slamming his servo down as I swerve to the side, smiling mischievously.

"Those servos don't have to be for only fighting~"

Frame stilling in shock, I chuckle, flipping back as the large grey mech comes from behind, slamming a clenched servo into the back of his helm.

Laughing happily, I frown as the rest of the dark bots drop in defeat, the brights sprinting over, weapons firing at the grey mech as he attacks their leader.

Kicking the red-blue mech from behind the knee-joint, I flex my servos as he drops, the grey mech grinning fiercely down at me, crimson optics glowing.

Seeing the others advance, I exaggerate a whimper, glancing towards the stunned mech, rising from his fall.

"Oh no, too bad! Maybe next time we can arrange those servos for something else~"

Laughing as I am pulled back from a shot, I peer up to the grey mech, grinning widely as a groundbridge opens to our left.

Flinching as a shot lands on my shoulderplate, I follow after him, catching up quickly as I leap through, frame shivering in excitement as I glance over to the mech, the excitement  obvious in his frame as well.