Chapter 7

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Draco: *Driving to the hospital*

Daphne: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!! You forgot about the cherry tomatoes!

Draco: *Texting Cho secretly* *Screeches* *Big wand truck crashes into Draco's mini SUV* *Draco's car flips over 5 times* *Gets out to check on everybody* *Finds Harmonie "dead" and Daphne with two dislocated shoulders* *Draco has a broken nose and looks like Voldemort*

Luna: *Drives by in a radish covered, purple, big truck* Hello. Were you looking for Nargles? Did the Nargles do this?! *Gets really angry and turns bald* *New patch of blue hair grows in*

Everyone: OOOOOOOHHHHHH
Hermione: I remember everything. Where is Harmione?! WAAAAAHHHHH! *cries*

Potters: *Drives by*

Carolyn: AAAAAAAAAA! *Sobs because of Voldedraco*

Harry: *Crashes into the radish truck*

Luna: DID THE NARGLES DO THIS?!

Newt: Has anyone seen my Nargle?

Luna: Grandpa, you own Nargles?!

A/N: Luna is Newt's grandson's wife so she calls him grandpa

Draco: *Wakes up* It was all a dream...

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