Draco: *Driving to the hospital*
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Daphne: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!! You forgot about the cherry tomatoes!
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Draco: *Texting Cho secretly* *Screeches* *Big wand truck crashes into Draco's mini SUV* *Draco's car flips over 5 times* *Gets out to check on everybody* *Finds Harmonie "dead" and Daphne with two dislocated shoulders* *Draco has a broken nose and looks like Voldemort*
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Luna: *Drives by in a radish covered, purple, big truck* Hello. Were you looking for Nargles? Did the Nargles do this?! *Gets really angry and turns bald* *New patch of blue hair grows in*
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Everyone: OOOOOOOHHHHHH
Hermione: I remember everything. Where is Harmione?! WAAAAAHHHHH! *cries*
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Potters: *Drives by*
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Carolyn: AAAAAAAAAA! *Sobs because of Voldedraco*
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Harry: *Crashes into the radish truck*
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Luna: DID THE NARGLES DO THIS?!
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Newt: Has anyone seen my Nargle?
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Luna: Grandpa, you own Nargles?!
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A/N: Luna is Newt's grandson's wife so she calls him grandpa
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Draco: *Wakes up* It was all a dream...
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The Life of the Granger-Malfoys
FanficWhat if Hermione and Draco got married and had kids? And Chickron was a thing?! _______ All Harry Potter related things belong to J.K. Rowling. I only take credit for my OCs. Well, actually my friend wrote this. So, I'll take the credit and give i...