Daphne: How 'bout you just go back...?
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Carolyn: I'D LOVE TO MEET YOUR PARENTS!
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Daphne: But... my dad is... Draco Malfoy. Right? Ya know, he doesn't like the Potters.
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Carolyn: I'll pretend to be a Weasley!
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Daphne: He doesn't like them either.
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Carolyn: I'll pretend be Snape!
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Daphne: He's dead!
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Carolyn: I'll pretend to be Hermione!
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Daphne: She's my mother!
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Carolyn: I'll pretend to be a Quidditch ball!
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Daphne: Now that's just stupid!
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Carolyn: I'll pretend to be Draco!
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Daphne: That's my dad! Yeah! I'm dating my dad!
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Carolyn: I'll pretend to be myself!
Daphne: That doesn't make sense! That's where we started with anyways!
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Draco: *Enters* Ahem.
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Daphne: She is Carolyn Bottom!
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Draco: Who?
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Daphne: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh. Oops.
Carolyn: I'm Carolyn Potter.
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Draco: Pleasure. *With a disgusted face* *Sticks out right hand*
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Carolyn: *Sticks out wrong hand and tries to shake his hand*
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*Awkward silence*
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Carolyn: Hello Mr Dracomort Potter Malfoy dude... Granger.
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Draco: You are dating a Potter. *Storms off* *Angry*
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Daphne: *Faints*
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Carolyn: *Genuinely says:* Well that went well! *Drags Daphne and disapparates*
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The Life of the Granger-Malfoys
FanfictionWhat if Hermione and Draco got married and had kids? And Chickron was a thing?! _______ All Harry Potter related things belong to J.K. Rowling. I only take credit for my OCs. Well, actually my friend wrote this. So, I'll take the credit and give i...
