Young And Cliché

Chapter 1: Fights and Pranks

"PAIGE GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE!" I yell up the stairs.

"I AM doing something with my life, I'm a stripper." Paige yells back.

"That's not good enough Paige!" I respond sighing at our daily routine.

"Lauren go to work," Rachel cuts in, laughing.

"Fine," I say exhausted with Paige, "if you don't go out today I'm but your thongs."

"NOOOO! NOT MY THONGS!!!" Paige screams.

"If you don't get down here right now, I will!" I threatened.

"Coming!" Paige shouts.

~ Time skip brought to you by Paige falling down the stairs ~

I sigh thinking about this morning's events. At least Paige is out of the house. Rachel is playing a scary game today for her channel, I have to work on my wind tunnel and Paige well she's a stripper right now, but I have high hopes for her. As I pull into my parking spot at my job in the Stem Research Lab, I hop out of the car. There's a light drizzle, so I tilt my face upward and spread out my arms as if I'm going to catch all the rain. Then, I drop my arms, look forwards and run to the building as fast as I can. I have to get to work or I'm going to be late!

~ Le Time skip brought to you by explosions at work ~

"LAUREN!!! I got kicked out of the grocery store again!" Paige yells while almost tackling me because I bought cake.

"Did you try to seduce the cashier to get food for free again?" I ask.

"No...I got into a fight this time!" Paige exclaims.

"Who is it now?" I ask, internally sighing.

"It was Emma that narcissistic bitch!! I needed to take her down a peg and I sure as hell did!"

"I posted the fight on my channel" Rachel says popping her head out of her recording room.

"Let me see!" Paige shouts eagerly.

"Oh god" I mumble under my breath faceplaming.

~le video~

In grocery store being filmed behind aisles.

"Fatass" Emma hisses at Paige

"What did you just say to me!" Paige questioned, her tone deadly.

"I said you're a fatass."

"Well at least my parents don't ship me off to another continent to get rid of me."

"At least I'm not a slut who sleeps with a new guy every night!"

"At least I've slept with a guy, unlike you."

"Tch." Emma flips her hair and turns around.

Paige goes back to shopping satisfied that she got the last word.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!!"Emma screams running and tackling Paige.

Paige rips Emma's purse and clothes. Emma scratches Paige and trys to flip her. People surround them and try to pull them apart. Eventually the security guards show up and get them separated
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"Oh. My. God." I say face palming.