Young And Cliché

Chapter 2; Explosions and Sex

"Ok, So we have to be quick and get out of here as fast as we can." I say as I pull on my mask,"and Paige if you see a police officer coming do not, I repeat DO NOT take off your shirt. You run as fast as you can. We are not going to get caught and we most certainly are not going to try to seduce the police officers."

"Not even one?" Paige asks.

"Not even one."

"Fine!"

"Good, now Rachel you're in charge filming all of this, but from far away so it looks like you're not involved. Got it?"

"Got it." Rachel replies.

"Ok this starts now."

Paige and I start by spray painting the house. We get really creative with our language. We made sure Rachel bought spray paint that didn't come off easily. Next, we TP the house. We bought 5 giant packs of toilet paper. It takes us more than 30 minutes to finish. Finally, we egg the house. It takes us even longer than when we had to TP the house. Probably because we bought 20 containers of a dozen eggs. We finally finish and signal Rachel to come over. We get in the car and drive away.

I'm not too worried about the car being tracked because the car is a rental and we covered the plates in mud. Paige and I also wore heels that made us look about 6 inches taller and body suits that are us look like men. We also wore masks and all black so we mostly blend in. When Rachel posts the video she's going to say she went on a walk for tomorrow's blog.

~Le time skip brought to you by putting the pranking supplies in the car~

I stare out the window, watching the trees go by. I wonder how Emma is going to react.

"Lauren. Lauren. HEY LAUREN!!!" Rachel yelled while snapping her fingers in front of my face.

"What!?!" Oh, sorry Rachel I'm just a little lost in my own thoughts."

"A little!" She laughs, "I was saying your name for 5 minutes before you responded."

"Oh sorry."

"It's fine," she pauses for a moment, " I'm glad we did this tonight."

"Me too, it felt nice to do something other than work."

"Yeah, being a youtuber is fun, but it can be a little repetitive and boring."

"At least we don't have Paige's job. It must get tiring to say daddy all the time to men she's never met."

"Haha yeah!"

"I HEARD THAT!!AND BY THE WAY ITS 1,000 TIMES MORE EXCITING THEN YOUR JOB LAUREN!" Paige yells from up front.

Rachel and I burst out laughing.

~Le time skip brought to you by backtracking and Paige's bad driving~

"Finally! I thought that drive would never end!" I say while getting out of the car.

"Paige I think your driving has gotten worse." Rachel says from behind me.

"Shut up!" Paige says from in front of us.

We walk into the house and turn on the lights.

"Now who wants to help me hide the evidence!" I say while rubbing my hands together like a mad scientist.

"Not me." Paige says slowly backing away.