Imagines•dolan twins

Groupchat//both

I'm just gonna include me in most of the groupchats because lets be real, the twins really don't have friends.

Mel: whats up losers

Grapeson: I'm taking a dump

You: noice

Bikeseat: Grayson where did you put my hair dye

Grapeson: idk I saw it with Jay last. Have you seen it y/n

You: nope but...

Mel: did u say Jay... 🙂

Grapeson: yes....

Mel: lolol ok then you obviously haven't payed attention

Grapeson: to what...

Bikeseat: rip grayson

Mel:

WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT WRETCHED HUMAN!!!1!1!1!1!1!!!!111!!

Grapeson: uh oh

Jay: That's nice Amelia

Mel:

You: this is gonna be so entertaining... popcorn anyone?

Mel: yez plez👅

Bikeseat: ima coming babyyyy

Mel: cumming* ;)

Bikeseat: you're so immature

Mel: well I am the youngest

You: but the loudest

Mel: DAS RIGHT MY BESTFRIEND

You: PLEASEEEE COME OVER AND WATCH MOVIES TONIGHT

Mel: IM COMING MY PRINCESS

Grapeson: ok so Jay explained what that was all about

Mel: oh bum hole

Grapeson: how could you not tell your own boyfriend about the strong hatred towards my friend

Mel: rip *tugs at collar*

You: bitch we know you're shirtless being a hoe n all you ain't got a collar to tug at

Mel: ok you got the shirtless bit right but THERE IS A VALID EXPLANATION

Jay: I bet she was waiting for this dick

Mel:

yaY THANKS I THREW UP A LITTLE!!11!!1!

Jay: why are you such a sarcastic little whore

Mel: because sarcasm is my religion. At least I didn't earn my jobs and money through my ex😇 I have a proper modelling career

You: IM COMING MEL IM GONNA HOLD YOUR EARRINGS WHILE THIS FASCINATING DRAMA ERUPTS

Mel: THANK YOU BABYYY

Jay: control your girl Gray, she wildin'

Grapeson: Lmao this is nothing. You should see her when she's wilding on this dick

Bikeseat: MY PURE INNOCENT EARS

You: eyes* because you are reading the text

Bikeseat: look like someone wants to be punished tonight

Grapeson: yEET

Mel: GOTTA DO A DADDY ZAYN

Grapeson: AMELIA ZAYN IS NOT YOUR DADDY I AM

Mel: IM SO SHOOK I FELL OFF MY CHAIR WHAT IS LIFE SHJSHD KMS GRAYSON COME OVER RIGHT NOW

Jay: I've never liked any of you anyway. I just used you all your fame to get me more fame.

You: jokes on you Jay, i have the screenshots👅👅👅 time for your exposing party to begin

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I HIGH KEY LOVED WRITING THIS

Sorry if it was a bit rubbish but I hope it made you laugh and if you got offended... deal with it

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I don't like Jay, never have, never will. I think he's a self absorbed dick but thats my personal opinion 🙂

Anyway, im SO SO SO SO SO sorry I haven't been active. I took a needed break off wattpad but I'm back and kicking bitchesss👅👅🍼

lolol on a side note i have a boyfriend🌚 #liasfinallystoppedbeingahoe

Liaaa🍼❤