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Hello universe!!!!!!

L and Erza is the bomb! [ For those who don't know, L is L's first name, and he is L Lawliet. He has so many L like LLLL and he is Mr. L. Lol!]

Everyday is a boring day... Whatever! Here it starts...

L: Should I say a Hi?

Erza: Don't care! Who are you?

L: L

Erza: L? Lucy? Levy? Loke? Lisanna? Laxus? Who?

L: None of the choices...

Erza: Uh-huh! So you're Larcade?

L: Still no...

Erza: Tell me a clue!

L: Okay fine ( ̄3 ̄)

Erza: So what now?

L: I can defeat Zeref

Erza: Tch, what a joke!

L: Geeeeez, I'm not even joking

Erza: C'mon it's you Gajeel! AND HOW DARE YOU TO DISTURB ME!!!

L: Who's Gajeel?

Erza: The geezy-jeezy! Don't play dumb!

L: Seriously E....

Erza: Am I E?

L: Yes maybe no

Erza: F*** you!

L: No harsh words, darling!

Erza: Eewww! I'll kill you!!!

L: Can you kill me in 40 seconds? Because I can kill anyone, like Jellal

Erza: Tch! You're really getting into my nerves. Who the heck are you?

L: Wanna have some cakes?

Erza: OhMyGoddess yes please!

L: I know your weakness...

Erza: Reveal yourself now.

L: Fine, like what I said, I'm L

Erza: Are you even thinking? What's you name, and that's it!

L: My heaven's sake name is L, E!

Erza: What L? Can't you even understand that L is a letter and not a name?!?!

L: Like hell E! I'm one of the smartest guy so I can understand that. MY HELLING NAME IS L

Erza: L what? You're even calling me E since I'm Erza! If I'm Mirajane then call me M. If I'm Kagura then call me K. Just like that!

L: Got it. L Lawliet

Erza: After 1,234,567,890,987,654,321 years! So you're Lawliet!

L: Yes, but that's my last name

Erza: Are you kidding me? L is Lawliet, right?

L: Yes, I'm L and I'm a Lawliet. And Lawliet is my last name

Erza: You have a last name without a first name? So your head with a mouth and without a brain...

L: How many times should I tell you, my first name is L and my last name is Lawliet...

Erza: L as a first name?!?! So only one letter?!?! WTF LAWLIET!

L: Yes, and at least you didn't say Tch, or Fuck

Erza: Holy L!

L: So you got it?

Erza: What kind of name is that?!

L: A name with letters

Erza: So there's a name with numbers? So I'm 5 and Jellal is 10 and Natsu is 14 and Gray is 7!!

L: Of course it's a name with letters! You're asking me what kind of name is that, right E?

Erza: Common sense L!

L: Common sense E!

Erza: I do have that, how 'bout you?

L: Obviously yes, and did you lost something?

Erza: Old joke!

L: No need to state what's obvious

Erza: Who said the word 'OBVIOUSLY' first?

L: Jeeeeeeez! Couldn't you calm down?

Erza: So how can you defeat Zeref?

L: By the Death Note

Erza: Huh?

L: Death Note is a powerful book where you can write the name of someone you want to die

Erza: Book? I think it's a notebook

L: What's the difference between notebook and book?

Erza: Tch! Spelling, pronunciation, how do it look like, so many more!

L: Fine, then that's a notebook. Wanna use it?

Erza: If you'll let me to...

L: Of course I would!

Erza: Of course you should

L: I'll teach you how to use it...

Erza: Really?!?! I'll give you strawberry cakes in return!

L: C-cakes? I'm drooling!

Erza: Yes! You should come here to the guild!

L: Am I allowed to?

Erza: YEEESSSS!!!! I LOVE CAKES!!!!!!

L: Me too! I love anything sweet!

Erza: We're really destined to meet!

L: Of course we are!

Jellal: Shut the hell up, L!!!!!

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That's all! Sorry for late updates! I'm busy with so many school stuffs, so yeah!

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~Otaku Demigoddess








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