Spirk (Star Trek)

2

Every once in a while Captain Kirk breaks out of The Bridge and hides down in Engineering, fixing things (or at least trying to).
This time he was in a secluded corner, blasting music and trying to modify a tri-corder.
Now as per Starfleet Regulation he shouldn't exactly be 'modifying' it but he's saved The 'Fleet's ass more than once so who gives.
He was blasting a particular type of music of course, a lot of old twenty-first century stuff like Nicki Minaj, Childish Gambino, Sia etc.
Usually when the Captain escapes Spock sends Scotty on a mission to find him but seeing as Scotty was currently in the med-bay (don't ask Scotty wouldn't like it), Jim thought he was safe for a few more hours.
But little did he know that Spock was on his way, at that exact moment.
The Captain's dancing style wasn't always what you'd call 'appropriate' or 'decent' or 'a vague hip thrusting and bum wiggling movement he classed as dancing' so as you can imagine ;) there was slut dropping and twerking attempts.
Then one of his (and my) favorite songs came on, Hypnotise by The Notorious B.I.G.
Halfway through the song Spock found Jim, this must have been very confusing for Spock because he had been studying Earth Culture for a while so he knew that the Captain rolling his hips around in a lewd way wasn't exactly normal.
"Captain." Spock's assertive voice was barely audible over the music.
Jim turned around and quickly turned off the music, blushing lightly at being caught dancing.
"Captain," Spock repeated. "You are needed on The Bridge."

Jim sighed. "Alright, but can I just ask; how long have you been watching me?"

"Approximately, two point five two minutes." Spock answered.

"And did you like what you saw?" Jim asked with a flirtatious grin.

As soon as Jim's second question passed through Spock's brain receptors a forest green blush began creeping up his neck.
"I ... uh... " Spock seemed lost for words. "Your dancing is.... interesting."

"Good." Jim said, winking and swaggered back to the bridge.