Hey Gee, Wanna Drink Some Coke?

LETS DO THIS

"hey gee, wanna drink some coke?"

"like cola?"

"yeah, cocaine-a-cola" frank smirks, "whatever you want to call it"

gee nods, "okay, then can i have pepsi?"

frank laughs, but gives his baby what he wants, because he always gives his baby what he wants.

one time gee wanted draco malfoy for a kinky threesome and frank ran into several platform walls to find the correct one in order to go to hogwarts and bring back draco. the threesome was amazing btw and even had a foursome with draco and harry, quite fun indeed, thats what gee wanted for his birthday, and how could frank deny his babys birthday wishes and some good sex?

not frank.

thats for sure.

anywhore, frank is now going to the store to pick up his babies fav treats, because why the fuck not. but once he got outside, he saw that there was 6 inches of snow on the ground.

'well fuck this shit' frank thought as he started to trudge through the snow, but soon realized that he was in flipflops, but he didnt give a damn, because this is a fucking cracking fic and the author is running on 3 hours of sleep because of nutcracker performances for the past two weeks and bothing in crack fics has to make since or even be real and true, and the forth wall doesnt even exist.

"shut the fuck up, kitty" frank says.

"jesus fucking, nut-fucking-cracker christ, frank, i have fucking feelings you know." kitty says back

"well too fucking bad, you stupid fucking whore bitch" frank replies

"frank, i am a fucking virgin, i havent even been kissed yet, so i cant be a whore and im not a bitch because im not a dog, you moron." kitty tells frank.

"oh, im sorry, kitty, but after a night with me you wont be a virgin, no more" frank says with a wink

"frank you cum slut, you have gee and you are gay as fuck"

"oh yeah, i forgot, i totally only like dick, what was i thinking?"

"simple, frank. you werent."

"bitch"

"asshole"

"didnt you have somewhere to go earlier"

"yeah i did but yyoooouuu forgot what it was and decided to write us fighting instead"

"you know what shut the fuck up and go do whatever you were suppose to be doing"

"no, make me"

"oh i will make you, im the author, im in control *evil laughs*"

"prove it"

"okay i will"

frank is now done being......
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(420 words)
Will be continued next chap, all chapters will only be 420 words long XD  (minus the a/n lol)

xoxokitty♤