Me: hellr
Aphmau: NOOOO I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH THIS BOOK!
Me: NURP :3
Aphmau: grrrr
Me: s-sorry... a-anyways... Why did the monkey refuse to race the fastest animal in the jungle?
Teagan: NOT AGAIN WITH YOUR STUPID CORNY JOKES!
Me: THEY'RE NOT STUPID THEY'RE LIFE!!!!!
Garroth: ughhh why?
Me: CUZ SHE WAS A CHEETAH LOLOLOL GET IT?? 'CHEATER' CHEETAH HAHAAA oh im so funny... SAY WHO WANTS TO HEAR A BIRD JOKE!?!?
Everyone: NO ONE!!
Me: oh....
Aphmau: i have a feeling your gonna say it any-
Me: this just got HAWK-WARD
Everyone: AUTHOR CHAAAAN!!!
*PLEASE STAND BYE*
Me: y'all are rude T-T anyways lets do this... mermaidmagic06 dares Aphmau to fall in one of laurance's holes with aaron and Kawaii chan has to tell them what to do
KawaiiChan: EEEE YYEESS THANKYOU MERMAIDMAGIC06 CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Aphmau: ehhh... not THAT bad...
Laurance: *deep dramatic voice with dramatic music in the background* the holes are always bad... never trust them... they trap you in deep misery and darkness...
Garroth: dang...
Me: ....well then...
*aphmau and aaron jumped into teh hole*
KawaiiChan: KISS!
*they kissed*
KawaiiChan: HUG!
*they hugged*
KawaiiChan: KISS AGAIN!
Teagan: YYYAAASSSSSSSS
*they kissed again*
KawaiiChan: GET MARRIED!
*they got married*
KawaiiChan: KISS AGAIN!
*teh fangirls died of fangirlism but author chan brought them back*
*10 hours later*
Me: OOK NEXT DARE! katniss1490 dares Chelsea and aaron to get married-
Chelsea: AAAAEEEEEYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYMMMMYYYLLIIFFEEISSSAAWWEESSOOMMEEAAEEHEHEEEEEE
Me: for 5 minutes while Aphmau is frozen and watching.. then afterwards move Aphmau to the evil baka death room while shes still frozen then put Chelsea in the room with her and unfreeze aph!
Chelsea: ....nevermind T-T
Aphmau: ..............my nightmares coming true..............
Aaron: i hate everything T-T
KawaiiChan: exept for Aphmau senpai!
Aaron: yes exept for Aphmau
Me: EEEEEAAAAAA*cough* ok... one sec
*author chan used her turtle cake powers and sets up teh nightmare wedding*
Me: Bratany your the priest!
Britany: WHY!?
Me: BECAUSE I SAID SO!
*lucinda freezes aphmoo*
Britany: *sniff* do you chelsea wanna marry this dude? T-T
Chelsea: YES!
Britany: hot guy you wanna marry chelsea? T-T
Aaron: no
Britany: cool you may kiss the bride
*they kissed then aaron barfed*
*all teh aarmau fangirls also barfed*
Aphmau: IMMA KILL YOU CHELSEA!!!
Chelsea: SO AARON LETS MOVE IN TOGETHER AND HAVE 10 KIDS THEN GO TO DISNEY WURLD-
*five minutes later*
*author chan moved Aphmau and chelsea to the evil baka death room den unfreezed aphmoo*
Allen: COVER YOUR EARS CHILDREN!
Aphmau: GRRRRRRRRRRR-
*PLEASE STAND BYE*
Me: o-ok now that we're all back let's continue...
Cleo: wait wheres chelsea?
Aphmau: grrrr
Me: M-MOVING ON!!! Spartan_Ninja_Girl dares Aphmau to make aaron jealous with zane!
Zane: CUPCAKES MINE EAT
Me: zane quit acting like a caveman
Zane: AUTHOR CHAN BAKA
Me: meany T-T
Aphmau: ayyyy zane you is hawt
Zane: cupcakes
Aaron: .....
*aphmau hugs zane*
*aaron grabs his sword*
*aaron chases zane*
*zane started rolling away cuz he to fat to run*
*PLEASE STAND BYE*
Me: ook next dare! Aaron???
*aarons hugging aphmau and glaring at zane*
Me: OJJFKWODOSOOSOSOAOPEEEE ook imma do a truth now because this is starting to get to long!
Everyone: few....
Me: mkay! Im_My_Worst_Enemy askes aaron, if you and aph broke up who would you date?
Aphmau: yea, who would you date?
*all teh aaron yanderes lean closer*
Aaron: this hamburger 🍔
Me: zane 2
Aaron: T-T i hate this...
Me: i love this huehuehue
Aphmau: not for long...
Me: o-o ANYWAYS THATS IT BYE!
Im sorry if i didnt choose your truth/dares! Thanks for reading if you have any truths or dares you want them to do just comment them!
Bai! 🐢🍰
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Aphmau Truth Or Dare..? (DISCONTINUED)
FanficSo.. I see a lot of 'Truth Or Dare' books so I decided to do my own! There's gonna be characters from ALL of my aphmau books including my own oc's like Teagan, Arista, Orion, Kerensa, Draven, ETC (AAHS), Liam, Kristella, TM, Chelsea, Arthur, Britany...
