I walked hurriedly after Lithuania who was behind Estonia who was directly behind Russia. A Baltic state train, Russia had his usual stride of 5 of my steps equal to one of his. I was slightly behind as I recalled all the hard work that went into this world peace meeting, Lithuania was trembling as Russia glanced back at us.
" Hurry it up comrade Latvia we are running late da?"
" S-sorry sir!" I said hurrying my pace.
Lithuania glanced over his shoulder, I was panting at the speed. He slowed a bit so I could walk by him, I gave a silent thanks.
" Hey Russia dude! Your running late man what's up?" America said.
" Ask Latvia he was the one being slow da."
I blushed a bit and looked down at my newly polished shoes, I was only helping Russia with his stupid tax return crap. America hung on Lithuania and Estonia sat by Finland and Sweden, I slunk by Italy and Romano.
" Hi Latvia! How's it going with big mean Russia?!" Italy asks
" He's not mean. And it's going well." I lie
" He sure did fool me eh Romano!"
" Whatever little bastard." Romano replies.
I wanted to sit somewhere else but somewhere else wasn't available, sealand waved from his seat next to Lithuania.
" Hello Latvia!" He perked.
I waved and was about to say something when head was grabbed, the familiar gloved hand of Russia was on my skull.
" Oh Latvia so little!" He said.
I gulp and go with it but it's hard to. He's terrible and powerful, not a good mix.
" Yes sir." I mumble.
He's squishing me again, he does it all the time and asks the same question: ' why are you so small Latvia?'. It's not like I'll answer any different! You keep pushing my head I would have grown ten inches Damn it, I had a long rope and a massive fear. So the damn it was kept in my head, I was squashed down more and I swear I lost an inch. The meeting was brief with minimum German shouting, it was only about 20 minutes which has to be a record somewhere.
" Latvia when we get back I need my files sorted da?"
" Yes sir! Any way you'd like it?" I asked him with barely any sarcasm.
" Alphabetical if you please."
" Yes sir!"
The moment we get back I scramble upstairs and hide in his office, it's sort of safe but not really. The " magic metal pipe of pain" hangs above the fire, I start sorting and wish I was sealand or America I'd even take being switched off with Switzerland and be a hermit than be with Mr.Russia. Thankfully there is a maximum amount of 6 pages per file, the opposite is that they're all annoying letters from America and other countries during WWII.
" Why doesn't he just throw these away like every other country." I mutter.
I finished relatively quickly and walked out to the kitchen, Lithuania glanced back.
" You did finish right?" He asks.
" Yes I finished. It wasn't as hard as I thought it'd be."
" That's good. Don't speak so freely, he might hear."
I did a small eye roll and that's when it turned for the worst, Estonia came in with Russia behind him.
" Latvia do you mind getting the flour from the top shelf?" Russia asks.
" Sure thing sir." I say and grab my stool.
" Oh you don't need that just climb up."
He took the stool from my hands and tossed it outside, I gulped and climbed to the top shelf using the counter as a brace. I loose my balance and can feel myself fall, the air slightly whistles by my ears. I give a small yelp and the floor meets my back, seconds after the flour meets my head and bursts everywhere.
" Latvia!" Estonia and Lithuania shout and don't come to help me or anything.
" Oh Latvia why are you so short? Da if you were bigger that would not have happened."
" If you wouldn't squish my damn head down I'd be ten inches taller you ( Holly crap! Little countries shouldn't know these words)!"
I feel my hands slam to my mouth, Russia has that smile as usual. I feel cold sweat bead and drip down my forehead, I stare into his Violet eyes and can practically see the pipe beating me senseless. He stalked out with a genuine Huff.
" I-i-i'll go make some tea... dear god save us all." Estonia say's his voice barely a whisper.
" You really did it this time Latvia... He'll punish us all."
I really did do it this time, and I doubt I'll live much longer.
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Russian roulette
Fanfiction" I-i-i'll go make some tea... dear god save us all." Estonia say's his voice barely a whisper. " You really did it this time Latvia... He'll punish us all." Latvia really did it this time.
