Russia has me firmly in his big arms, like I'm a stupid stuffed animal. He carries me all the way to his house.
" Latvia!" Lithuania calls and stops mid run.
" I can explain. I really really don't want to." I say.
" My little Latty baby is needing to go to his room. Lithuania go get some tea."
I groan at the nickname as he drags me inside and puts me in the bed the other Baltic States share with me, he pets my hair gently and puts his head my stomach and falls asleep.
" WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?!" Lithuania whisper shouts.
" It was an accident!" I shout back.
" You accidentally turned him into your lover!"
" Yes! Blame England!"
" No I am not going to blame England! He's innocent, your mine!"
He slammed his mouth shut. Holly (little country no no word)!
I gulped and and tried to not freak out, great! Now Lithuania likes me and he's competing with a love sick Russian! I was getting a headache, I asked for an asprin.
" I... Lithuania- # kiss#"
I was being loved. What the heck?! Everyone wants me! I took my pills and called Finland.
" I need help! Please help Lithuania wants me, Russia wants me!....... No it is not a good thing!........ But-no! Finland! Do not hang up!"
I groaned and glanced at the clock, another world peace meeting, great. We hurried to the meeting.
" Latvia? You are so cute! You are the most adoreable little country in the world!"
" He is seriously love sick." England sighed.
" I know! Russia let me go please!"
" No. I don't think so little princess."
He kisses me more and I am unable to do anything against the big Russian, to make it worse Belarus is looking ready to kill.
" Die ātri first ātri a dievs krievija!"
Die quick die quick oh god Russia!
" He is mine!" Belarus howls and lunges at me.
She hits Russia and he lets me go, I quickly climb up the drapes and hide up there.
" Latvia?! Latvia?!" Russia calls.
" Dude calm down. You hate the little guy right?" America said.
" Latvia is my love! Without my Latvia there is no Russia! He is my love! My little princess."
" England you mind explaining aru?!" China demanded.
" Russia was planning on killing Latvia and he did attempt to murder him. In the process a love potion burst on his head. The first person he saw was coincidentally Latvia."
The drapes shake and I fall onto Russia, he catches me again and gently kisses my head.
" Oh Latty baby. You are too adorable up high and unable to get down."
" Please stop him! I might have all my bones broken."
" I love my little princess! He is my little angel!"
I start crying, this sucks! He'll squish me! I don't wanna die looking like a midget 15 year old! England manages to pull him off and get me to some form of safety, Lithuania clung onto me and wiped away my tears.
" It's okay. We'll fix him. Maybe it won't be so bad."
" He's gonna crush me like a grape!"
Lithuania strokes my head and says gentle words, my separation from Russia has him acting somewhat normal. He is still creepy and still acting like a super power, Lithuania kisses me and says when Russia is normal he'll make me his. Can I please belong to no one and hide in the bath tub? Estonia saves me from my second tormentor and we walk around, I don't say much and I keep close.
" Es tiesām nevēlos, lairisinātu at vinu lietvua." I whisper. I really don't want to deal with him or Lithuania.
" It's your own fault!" Estonia say's.
" I know. Why do I talk so freely!"
I kick a trashcan halfway down the street, Estonia let's me rage for a fair amount of time before saying. " Latvia you are just simply stupid. You never learn and never correct."
He then walks back.
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Russian roulette
Fanfiction" I-i-i'll go make some tea... dear god save us all." Estonia say's his voice barely a whisper. " You really did it this time Latvia... He'll punish us all." Latvia really did it this time.
