I trudge out of the closet and walk to the kitchen, I start to make coffee. Estonia is sitting on the couch lazing around, of course! Russia is a love sick ( stop it. No no.)
" Oh Latvia!" Came the sing song voice.
I hide under the sink and pretend to not exist, it's opened and I'm pulled out by my leg.
" Oh Latty baby you don't need to hide from me my little cupcake!"
I thought of a clever plan and hope d it would work.
" I have to go somewhere Russia." I reply flirty.
He smiles and let's me go for now, I run to Sweden and Finland.
" He is going to kill me!" I whimper.
" I agree. But you should try and take advantage. Little countries don't get many opportunities like this." Sweden says an sips his coffee.
" At night He's himself but can't hurt me! He will know if I try and take advantage!"
Sweden sighs and looks the time.
" We need to go wife."
" Yes we do! See you Latvia!"
I sulk and walk around the Forest, Lithuania runs out with flowers.
" I got these for you my little Latvia!" He purred.
" That is nothing compared to the sweet chocolate I brought!" Russia smiles.
" But... Okay... But he'd prefer a nice horseback ride!"
" A sleigh pulled by magnificent horses!"
" An animal the size of a car that'll love him."
" He has me!"
" He also has me!"
They glared daggers I backed away slowly, the sun started to go down. Senpai........ Oh balls!
" Lithuania run!" I shout and grab his arm.
" Why."
" Don't question me and when Russia is normal I'll date you."
" Done Latty baby.😘"
He ran off and I gagged a bit, Russia slowly changes normal sort of again.
" Hey Latvia I was thinking. What if we did trust exercises." He says rubbing his hair.
" ... Why?"
" Well a part of me says to do it da. So I thought I'd say my idea."
I thought about it for a minute deciding if he was lying or not. I finally caved into curiosity, I nod my head.
" Alright. What did you have in mind?"
" A trust fall. Telling our human names so I can stop calling you Latty baby It's gross for me too. And finally a secret no one knows."
"... Okay?"
" Good! Now you first."
I fell back and he caught me, well now I know to trust him at least... Is that the point? I need to ask my therapist, possibly watch a therapy group.
" My turn." He said.
He fell back and I was crushed, I caught him for almost a full minute before I finally fell. The big Russian crushed me into the snow, I was pulled out roughly.
" I'm surprised that you lasted so long." He said.
" Same here!"
I stood and rubbed my sore back, Russia learned on a tree.
" Your human name first." He said.
" No yours. I went first last time."
" It was my idea!"
" It's your fault we're in this mess!"
" .......... Is that your only leverage?"
" Your very abusive also."
" ............ Okay you have there again."
" I know I do because I talk too openly!"
" It makes life interesting da."
" Say your name Russia."
He sigh's and gives me a look.
" Ivan. My human name is Ivan."
He said.
I gulp it's my turn now it's really a trust exercise to say this stuff, it's like a social security number.
" Ravis." I say finally.
He smiles.
" Cute name."
" .................... Is that you or your lovey dovey self?"
" I'm not sure."
I yawn.
" This would be nice if I wasn't terrified you'd kill me if I said one wrong word."
" Why do you think that so often?" He growled.
" Do you ever hear yourself?! Grrr Latvia if you break that plate I'll beat you with the pipe da! Even though I know there's a million shards of glass on the floor I'll still hurt you da!" I shout and imitate his accent.
He stares in silence, I storm home. I slam the door and flop to the bed, accidentally on Estonia. He actually threw me off the bed and out of the room.
" Estonia!"
" Go away."
" It's my room too!"
" Piss off Latvia! You took Lithuania from me!"
" Not on purpose I didn't want to hear a fight!"
" Ravis! Go to bed!" Ivan called from the other room.
" He's not letting me!"
Ivan comes down and I think; " yeah show him Ivan!" But then he instead grabs me and tosses me into the couch, I bounce off because of the force and fall on my arm. I hit my head and I black out.Ivan pov
Little countries should not run away and smash potions on my head! Latvia went ahead and did all of that da! I toss him onto the couch, there's a crash and no noise. Good he's unconscious. I go upstairs but something is pulling me back, something is wrong. Probably Belarus or something, the feeling doesn't shake I get nervous. I eventually get up and check on the little Latvian, I let out a small yelp. He's bleeding hard from his head, it's not the love part of the curse on me it's me, I lift him and kiss his head gently and run to the near hospital in Moscow. There is something more in him that I see, I stay near and by him the entire night.
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Russian roulette
Fanfic" I-i-i'll go make some tea... dear god save us all." Estonia say's his voice barely a whisper. " You really did it this time Latvia... He'll punish us all." Latvia really did it this time.