Chapter a day? Maybe? Minus weekends
<iMessage>
triggered: Hi bean
<smolgreenbean changed triggered's nickname to markipoo>
smolgreenbean: Hi nub
markipoo: When are you coming to LA again maybe we can do a livestream
smolgreenbean: You don't control me
markipoo: I miss my green beanfriend
smolgreenbean: Not friend, beanfriend.
markipoo: Smol
smolgreenbean: Maybe I'll come down in two weeks or so. Sound good??
markipoo: Sounds dandy
smolgreenbean: I hate the world rn
markipoo: Tell good 'ol Mark
smolgreenbean: My computer lagged really bad when I was playing Totally Accurate Battle Simulator because I overloaded it with like 800 canons and I can't get it to start up again
markipoo: Poor baby
smolgreenbean: Chug acid
markipoo: Mean
smolgreenbean: Drink Clorox
markipoo: Are you on your period?
smolgreenbean: Kys
markipoo: Leafy is that you?
smolgreenbean: Go fuck a duck
markipoo: Bestiality
smolgreenbean: Ugh
markipoo: I win
smolgreenbean: Ugh
markipoo: Get a tampon you lil bitch
smolgreenbean: I'm your little bitch
markipoo: Where's the holy water
smolgreenbean: Next to my dick
markipoo: Take me to church
smolgreenbean: And fuck you in the bathroom
markipoo: Sinner
smolgreenbean: You love me
markipoo: I don't love you
smolgreenbean: WOULD YOU EVEN TURN TO SAYYYYYYY I DON'T LOVE YOU, LIKE I LOVED YOU YESTERDAY
markipoo: MCR trash
smolgreenbean: Fuck me up Gerard Way
markipoo: Dad
smolgreenbean: I can't
markipoo: finish a sentence.
smolgreenbean: Die
markipoo: I'm dead
smolgreenbean: HAAAAAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS THAT YOU'RE DEADDDD
markipoo: WHY
smolgreenbean: Stop making it so easy for me
markipoo: Ur mama was pretty easy last night
smolgreenbean: MAMA, WE ALL GO TO HELL
markipoo: WHY ARE YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE, MY BEST FRIEND?
smolgreenbean: You love me
markipoo: Too much MCR
smolgreenbean: They're great
markipoo: Whatever keeps you from stabbing me
smolgreenbean: :)
markipoo: Wyd
smolgreenbean: Sinning
markipoo: Did I just set myself up for another MCR reference
smolgreenbean: S-I-N I S-I-N
S-I-N I S-I-N
S-I-N I S-I-N
S-I-N I S-I-N
markipoo: I relate
smolgreenbean: I'm reading joshler smut
markipoo: Ew
<smolgreenbean changed markipoo's nickname to dead to me>
dead to me: Cunt
smolgreenbean: Jishwa and Tyjo from TØP are going to get married
dead to me: Isn't dead to me a song by Melanie?
smolgreenbean: I love you
<smolgreenbean changed dead to me's nickname to average>
average: I feel special
smolgreenbean: Booked my flight for two weeks. Be there for the charity livestream
average: Sounds average
smolgreenbean: I hate myself for doing this to you you're so AVERAGE
average: I hate you too beanfriend
That one joshler book called Heathens is fucking me up rn go read it it's somewhere
-M7
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FanfictionFrom a livestream, to Mark falling for a leprechaun in flamingo shorts. In honour of @I-Hate-You-Kiss-Kiss and the sad removal of her account (why tho), two idiots have decided to do a similar thing to the texting books. We love you Cathy and loved...
