<iMessage>
<Group Chat: Livestream Afro Kids>
rubyplaybooty: Hamburger eagle obesity Trump Stars+Stripes no gun laws Home Of the Free White House politics Harvard football basketball corruption
markipoo: Oh good, you made it to the States
smolgreenbean: Shootings sunsets teenagers weed Coca Cola build a wall deep fried french fries on a stick covered in chocolate and deep fried again
markipoo: And so did Jack
ethcant: I'm pumped af
tylerjoseph: Same tbh
rubyplaybooty: It's like nine thirty calm down
tylerjoseph: Shhhhhh
smolgreenbean: Mark r u here to pick us up
markipoo: I can smell u in the airport
smolgreenbean: Do I smell like disappointment and airport food?
markipoo: That and ale
rubyplaybooty: I c a red-haired midget
ethcant: I c a green-haired leprechaun
markipoo: I c a blonde-bearded meatball
smolgreenbean: I c a blue-haired toothpick
ethcant: See you losers in the car we have outside, Tyler and Kathryn are there waiting.
rubyplaybooty: Coolio froolio
markipoo: Imma go be with my YouTube Trinity Frens
ethcant: Mkay u homo u
markipoo: Bye
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<Group Chat: Everyone But Tyler Bc He's Driving>
markipoo: So
smolgreenbean: So
rubyplaybooty: So
ethcant: So
the reason we have a whole drawer dedicated to tampons: So
<ethcant changed the reason we have a whole drawer dedicated to tampons's nickname to tamponhoarder>
tamponhoarder: Like that's any better
<ethcant changed tamponhoarder's nickname to tampaxpearl>
tampaxpearl: What does life look like on your period? Life looks great with Tampax Pearl. Tampax Pearl. Power over periods.
rubyplaybooty: Beauty
smolgreenbean: Grace
markipoo: Elegance
ethcant: Perfection
markipoo: We need new nicknames.
<markipoo changed ethcant's nickname to smurf>
<smolgreenbean changed smolgreenbean's nickname to luckycharms>
<rubyplaybooty changed markipoo's nickname to t h i c c>
t h i c c: Great nickname 10/10
smurf: AGAHHAHAGAHG
tampaxpearl: Holy shit
luckycharms: Can't get a hold of my lucky charms
t h i c c: Why am I thicc Felix?
rubyplaybooty: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
smurf: Fuck what's that Britney Spears song from the Smurf's movie?
tampaxpearl: Oh jeez
t h i c c: Ah
luckycharms: I can't remember lmao
rubyplaybooty: What even happened to Britney?
tampaxpearl: I have no idea tbh
rubyplaybooty: Rip
t h i c c: She came out of rehab and has been lost ever since
luckycharms: May she rest in pieces of clothing
smurf: GOOD GOD
tampaxpearl: IM
rubyplaybooty: Are we almost there
t h i c c: Yeah
luckycharms: GET EXCITED
smurf: I AM
luckycharms: EXCIIIIITTTEEEE
rubyplaybooty: EEEEEEEEEK
t h i c c: Relax
smurf: Don't tell them what to do u homo
t h i c c: I'm not even gay
rubyplaybooty: Yes you are
t h i c c: Ya I am
luckycharms: Wut?
t h i c c: I am a homo
smurf: The more you know
luckycharms: Smae
t h i c c: Smae?
luckycharms: Same* mofo autocorrect
rubyplaybooty: Double the homo
tampaxpearl: I knew Mark was homo
t h i c c: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
smurf: Gay af SEPTIPLIER AWAY
rubyplaybooty: SEPTIPLIER AWAY
tampaxpearl: SEPTIPLIER AWAY
luckycharms: SEPTIPLIER AWAY
t h i c c: SEPTIPLIER AWAY
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FanfictionFrom a livestream, to Mark falling for a leprechaun in flamingo shorts. In honour of @I-Hate-You-Kiss-Kiss and the sad removal of her account (why tho), two idiots have decided to do a similar thing to the texting books. We love you Cathy and loved...
