Kiara: writes 5 words
Jenny: you're doing it wrong. I hate you
*Jenny has an anger issue for a few days*<iMessage>
<Group Chat: Five Guys Fries and Burgers + Period Blood>tampaxpearl: Humans are terrible
luckycharms: I agree
t h i c c: The fuck is your problem Kathryn
luckycharms: .
tampaxpearl: Jack off, Jack
t h i c c: ;)
smurf: HAHSHAHAGVAUABSJS
luckycharms: I hate you Kathryn
tampaxpearl: I understand
rubyplaybooty: What the hell is going on Kathryn what is your problem
tylerjoseph: .
tampaxpearl: Sigh
<tampaxpearl changed t h i c c's name to jackabois>
jackabois: Um why?
tampaxpearl: You're jacks boi now
tylerjoseph: He's whipped already
rubyplaybooty: We've always shipped it man
luckycharms: Tf did I miss? I was gone for like two minutes
smurf: They're talking about how badly Mark wants you to jack him off
rubyplaybooty: What else do you think he was doing for those two minutes? ;)
<jackabois has left the chat>
smurf: See there he goes to jack off again
luckycharms: I'm gone for two minutes and y'all start making dick jokes smh
tylerjoseph: What in tarnation
tampaxpearl: THE SHEETS ARE CLEAN
rubyplaybooty: Red hot news flash
tylerjoseph: RED
luckycharms: HOT
smurf: BLOOD
tampaxpearl: Triggered Triggered TRIGGERED T R I G G E R E D
<luckycharms added jackabois to the chat>
jackabois: Nooo why am I back??
tylerjoseph: Because you love us
jackabois: I'm sorry, do I know you?
tampaxpearl: I am your father
smurf: LUKE I AM YOUR FATHER
rubyplaybooty: Finally something non white trash comes out of your mouth.
luckycharms: Holy hell you guys shut up I'm trying to edit
<tylerjoseph changed tylerjoseph's nickname to edit>
<smurf changed smurf's nickname to edit>
rubyplaybooty changed rubyplaybooty's nickname to edit>
<jackabois changed jackabois's nickname to edit>
<tampaxpearl changed tanpaxpearl's nickname to edit>
edit: Lol
edit: Fuck why did I join in on this
luckycharms: GOD DAMNIT
edit: You better edit
edit: Or else
edit: WE WILL DROWN U IN EDIT
edit: I'm dying on the couch
edit: That ones Kathryn
edit: Or is it
edit: The plot thickens
luckycharms: I can hear Felix laughing so hard
edit: SAVE ME
edit: icahtfuvhing breath
edit: That's Felix I think
luckycharms: Can someone say who they are
edit: Tyler
edit: I'm Tyler too
edit: I'm Tyler
edit: No I'm Tyler
<edit changed edit's nickname to the real tyler>
edit: Ok that's actually tyler
the real tyler: There we go
<edit changed edit's nickname to your fellow half-asian>
your fellow half-asian: Tis Mark
<edit changed edit's nickname to bottleflipchamp>
bottleflipchamp: @ jack
luckycharms: NOW IM SALTY
<edit changed edit's nickname to ACNE>
ACNE: It's ur local smurf here
<edit changed edit's nickname to royalty>
royalty: Bow down peasants.
ACNE: never
bottleflipchamp: Kathryn
royalty: *Queen Kathryn
bottleflipchamp: Okay, Queen Kathryn, there is blood on the editing desk chair.
your fellow half-asian: HAHGEGH
<royalty has left the chat>
luckycharms: and we'll never be roooyalllss
Okay that was a filler chapter but just for reference
ACNE = Ethan
the real tyler=Tyler
royalty=Kathryn
your fellow half-asian=Mark
luckycharms=Jack
bottleflipchamp=FelixAlso there'll be some good stuff in next chapter kiara and i just needed something here first.
Okay bye
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