do you ever eat toast and it's both hot and crunchy and it shreds the roof of your mouth?
imagine you're me: your friendly neighbourhood avocado. or, at least, imagine the roof of your mouth is me: your friendly neighbourhood avocado.
if i were you (friendly neighbourhood reader of life of an avocado), i would be bleeding; but i'm an avocado, so i don't.
but get this: if i could, i would bleed green fluid and you would think twice about eating me. avocados matter. i matter.
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YOU ARE READING
Life of an Avocado
De Todoit's my life it's now or never i ain't gonna be green forever i just wanna be used while i'm still ripe
