"REGINA!!!" screamed my boyfriend David.
Let me introduce myself, my name is Regina Falangee, I am 40 years of age. I have mid-length brown hair(which is sometimes greasy!) and I have brown eyes.
I live in a council flat on James Street because I can't afford anything. But my luck will change... because my boyfriend is the PrimeMinister. Yes, you heard right, my boyfriend is non other than David Cameron.
I know what your thinking, isn't he a married man?! Well, he won't be for long because me and him are having a secret affair. And he told me that he'll be breaking up with his wife soon so he can be with me!!:D
I love David with all my heart! He is:
Kind
Caring
Sexy
Funny
Beautiful
And great in bed!! The sex we have is amazing!!!!
