Walking back to my office was obviously the walk of shame. It's like every time I finished gargling down 2 Xanax bars with scotch, I had the feeling someone was watching me. I know I shouldn't be getting high as Snoop Dogg on 4/20 day while I'm at work, but I couldn't resist. Getting high became a routine for me and I loved every second of it!
When I was younger I used to smoke so much weed before school that I would walk in there looking like the green trash can guy from Sesame Street. C'mon even a guy who was born yesterday, has to know who that is.
Drugs became my source of energy while growing up. My parents knew I was smoking because EVEN THEY WERE SMOKING! My dad used to tell me that his uncle owned the largest weed farm somewhere in Barbados. Sorry Dad but if I ever met that bastard I would have to rob him for every last leaf!
Here in Vermont we don't really have the luxury of the good stuff. You know..Kush...Sativa...LOUD! I mean yeah there's always that guy who comes around outta no where tryna' gas you up to buy his "Gas" and as soon as you bust the plastic open, it looks like he got the shit straight from a Busch Gardens meal. Like dude, you've gotta be shitting me.
That of course is the reason why my drug of choice became Pills! Pills pills PILLS! Just saying that word kinda gives me an erection. I can't go into a CVS without walking past the pharmacy and salivating at the sight of all those damn pill bottles. I'm definitely a classified die hard DRUG ADDICT! Call me what you want, I don't care.
Why don't I care? Maybe because I can practically take a shit in a doggie bag, and sell it on eBay. That's a quick fifty grand right there!
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