The Ass Demon

Chapter 1: The Spermatogenesis

Once upon a time on a dark and scary night, the ass demon was born. When it came out, it dabbed. Its first words were "Smoke weed every day".
One night, the ass demon watched a do it yourself tutorial on YouTube. He learned to drop. He microwaved his pizza rolls and then he dropped on the pizza rolls. He stomped on the pizza rolls too hard and they all burst into flames. The ass demon was devastated. His friends tried to get him some help, but he refused to consent. He got 20 STDs from the incident.
After the pizza rolls exploded, the ass demon went insane from the fumes. He tried to preserve the pizza rolls in formaldehyde, but his biology class used his pizza rolls for dissection. His favorite pizza roll was named jimmy. When he went to biology class, the teacher pulled jimmy out of the formaldehyde bucket and put it on the ass demon's plate. He screamed in horror as he cut open jimmy.
He tried to save jimmy by putting him in vinegar that he had in his salad dressing but it was no use. Jimmy was gone. The ass demon cried and his friends called him a pussy. "It's just a pizza roll" they said. "It doesn't feel pain" they said. The ass demon didn't believe that for a second and vowed to avenge Jimmy's death.