My Weird Book

Math Class

So today in math class, we played jeopardy as a review. At the end of class we had a few minutes left, Jacob C. and I were being racist to each other, we put our whiteboards away and he asked me what anime I watched. I told him Black Butler, Soul Eater, Attack on Titan, and OHSHC. Holy shit did we start a conversation. He said, "I hope you get put in the oven in Black Butler." So I said, "I hope you get fucked by the maid in Black Butler." I said. "I hope you get fucked by the butler." "Okay." I said. The reaction he had on his face was hilarious, so he said, "I hope you have a threesome with the twins in OHSHC." "I like Kaoru but not Hikaru." I said, "I hope you get fucked by Ciel." "Go get fucked by Mikasa." So I said, "No, you go get fucked by Mikasa." "Get fucked by the Colossal Titan." Jacob said. "Go get fucked by Glenn, brown rice." Brown rice was one of the things I called him when we were being racist. At this point Anthony was listening to our conversation. This time Jacob whispered, "I hope you get fucked by Anthony." I looked at him with a horrified expression and Anthony asked, "What did he say?" So I said, "You don't want to know." "Jacob, go get fucked by Sasha." I said. "I hope you get fucked by Kaneki." he said. "THaT's TOkyO gHOul YOu TWaT." I said."Go get fucked by Lord Death."I said back to him. This went on for a while, the it was time to go to Social Studies. On our way to the lockers I said, "Get fucked by Eren." Then during Social Studies he kept giving me notes. The first one said, 'U like Anthony' I replied with, 'No I don't.' When we went to homeroom, he said, "Try to control your urges." I got up, about to stab him, until I said, "I will stab you, ramen noodles." Before we left I said, "Get fucked by the Armored Titan." So that was more than half my day, but it was fun insulting Jacob.