Remember when I said my chem teacher was certifiable?
He sprays students with a super soaker when they ask too many stupid questions and he doesn't tell you when he just does it
His summer job is jumping out of airplanes to dig trenches to fight wildfire
He has broken his back, fractured his pelvis and his ankles doing that
He chainsawed trees down with a broken back so that the air medical peeps could have a place to land because he was on the side of a mountain near a wildfire
He showed us a video of him jumping out of a plane and the fire he fought
Have I mentioned he's 57? And still jumping out of planes?
He gave me a pancake in class
He called me a nerd because I button the top button. I called him a nerd because he tucks in his shirts
His lab coat and lab goggles are unironically rainbow
And before breaks, we have "food labs" (we're not allowed to have parties) and everyone just brings food~everyone~ in every period so there's just a metric shît tonne of food in his class and throughout the day kids will randomly come in and take food
He really likes my scones
He thought they were from a bakery and told me to go to a college with a lot of stoners and sell them food, then proceeded to tell me he met his wife in a similar manner.
I have three strikes. I will get sprayed.
