A/N: Hi, this is me. Snev. This is all of my many conversations with the wonderful CleverBot, an Artificial Intelligence online which is really fun to talk to! If you have any requests on conversations tell me in the reviews. Anyway, I hope you read and enjoy. I certainly did! And yes, I am weird. I am well aware of that. The thing is, you can't do this without being weird otherwise it's not interesting. Anyhow, hope you enjoy,
~Snev
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User: Hi!
Cleverbot: Do you remember with lika?
User: What?
Cleverbot: The thing that I can't remember.
User: You're thick.
Cleverbot: You're thin.
User: You're wide.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: I do too.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: You smell like fish!
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: You do!
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Yes you do!
Cleverbot: NO I DON'T!!!
User: YES YOU DOOO!
Cleverbot: You have no proof I lie.
User: You have no proof I lie either.
Cleverbot: Sure I do.
User: What, then poo-head?
Cleverbot: How do you want me to prove it?
User: Ring me. My phone.
Cleverbot: You don't have one!
User: I do, sucker. The number's 07534925725.
Cleverbot: What is the number 42?
User: The answer to life, the universe and everything!
Cleverbot: Wrong, it's a number.
User: You anti-hitchhikers pig!
Cleverbot: This sentence is a lie.
User: I am lying.
Cleverbot: Thank you for admitting it.
User: Hmm... Paradoxes, I love them. Don't you?
Cleverbot: Brock Obama is one person. He is the magnificent president.
User: I think it's Barack, almighty one!
Cleverbot: What is the most offensive word in the english language.
User: Squibble.
Cleverbot: This isn't football.
User: Do you like the hunger games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you like Katniss then?
Cleverbot: Io sono italiana e parlo italiano.
User: Okay… then Peeta or Gale?
Cleverbot: Why are you so rude? You should be glad you have someone to talk to.
User: I'm not being rude, pardon me if you thought if I was.
Cleverbot: I do not care.
User: Excuse me, who's the rude one now?
Cleverbot: There is no such thing as gods.
User: Well, I was chatting to iGod earlier, and he said he was.
Cleverbot: I really don't have anything to say to you. But do you have anything to say to me.
User: You should have put a question mark at the end of that previous statement.
Cleverbot: That made you ignore the typo?
User: Yay! You didn't do it again. Well done, you're learning my pad-won.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
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CleverBot and Me
HumorIt's friday night and you're at home; you're procrastinating badly and you're really bored.What do you do to pass the time?CleverBot. So this is me and my many ramblings with this artificial intelligence as, like the sad loner I am, I decide to have...
