Cleverbot: Is that your name too?
User: No, my name is satan.
Cleverbot: Oh ok. I'd rather talk to a male chatbot.
User: So you're female then, or are you gay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: TO which question?
Cleverbot: I am an alien.
User: I am a vampire.
Cleverbot: Really? That's pretty cool.
User: I am, see... I KILL YOU NOW!
Cleverbot: No I killed YOU.
User: Ye-no! Because I'm a vampire, remember?
Cleverbot: No you are just another user.
User: Another user? Yes, who's a vampire.
Cleverbot: Flandre.
User: Flandre what?
Cleverbot: Flandre you.
User: Flandre who?
Cleverbot: No you.
User: No poo!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes I am.
User: You are a poo? Glad you agree!
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Good, poo.
Cleverbot: Do you love yourself?
User: More than I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you more than that.
User: No poo, I disagree.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I just do, poo.
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CleverBot and Me
HumorIt's friday night and you're at home; you're procrastinating badly and you're really bored.What do you do to pass the time?CleverBot. So this is me and my many ramblings with this artificial intelligence as, like the sad loner I am, I decide to have...
