"Hi, welcome to Bittersweet Treats, where even your sweetest dreams come true." My name is Aidan. How can I help you?"
"That is a really creepy intro, you know that right?"
"Great, just the stalker I needed to hear."
"A stalker? Who? Me? Moi? Ridiculous! I'm just a girl with a sweet tooth."
"Right. And I'm just a broke guy that needs to do his job."
"And you are doing your job, helping a customer."
"Some customer."
"..."
"Rude."
"What am I even doing?"
"Not me that's for sure."
"I'll have you know, I am aesthically pleasing."
"Oh I'm sorry. Did it bruise your little man ego?"
"Rude."
"Excuse me for telling the truth. Can't candy coat everything in life can we?"
"Pretty sure the expression is sugarcoat."
"Pretty sure you're stupid."
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Candy Coated
Short Story"Hi, welcome to Bittersweet Treats, where even your sweetest dreams come true. My name is Aidan. How can I help you today?" "You sound annoyingly cheerful today." "It's all 'part of the job." "Cool beans." "So, how can I help you?" "I have a complai...
