"Hey."
"Rudeboy?"
"Guess so."
"Why are you calling me at 2am?"
"Umm... I don't know. Guess it felt weird going a day without talking to you."
"That is the cheesiest thing I've ever heard."
"You're a girl. Cheesy is your thing right?"
"Gasp! How dare you believe those steriotypes? I'm offended Rudy."
"I'm so sorry. Go feminism. And Beyoncé."
"Damn right."
"Isn't it weird that I still don't know your name?"
"Touché. Kinda forgot about that."
"So..?"
"My name's Millie."
"That's a farmer name. Are you a farmer?"
"I'll have you know that I am a celestial goddess. I am blessing you, a mere man with my shocking good looks. You should bow down to my flawlessness. And that is my grandmother's name."
"Was she a farmer?"
"Maybe..."
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