The Quote Book

Random-Part 1

"I'm gonna stab you all with these blue tacks! I'm just kidding, I love you guys!" -Person in anime club

"I drink bleach!" -A human(I think...)

"Hello there kind sir! I need a suicide potion, preferably bleach if you have it."

"I speak fluent American. No English. No British."

"You guys need to celebrate! Last year, I was a banana!" The person that originally said this was talking about Halloween.

"I don't want to kidnap any kids, just take pictures of their pets."

"No. They both committed suicide." One of my 7th grade teachers said this...
Looking back on this now, I'm guessing they were talking about Romeo and Juliet, but I'll never be sure..

"Everyone that comes to [the name of the school] comes here because they're smart!... Ish..." -The same teacher^^^

"Age doesn't matter. Maturity matters. Unless it's illegal. Then age does matter." 

"See, this is why people commit suicide." -someone in one of my classes

"No! I can't touch you!" 

"That camel's lit."

Teacher: "What's 75 cents plus 50 cents?" Student: "A bunch of cents?"

"I'm listening to him. He's hot." -some guy

"You might find that things are mutating in this room." -a teacher

"Holy shit! I'm on drugs!" 

"I like KitKat."

"My parents don't shower me in attention, so I shower myself in [their] money."

"It's going everywhere!"

"They're all touching each other!"

"At least WE were throwing drinks!" This person was talking to the teacher

"YOU WERE THROWING DONUTS!" -the teacher

"I'm making blood."

Honestly, I've been making this book since the beginning of 7th grade, and I've been wanting to put it on here, and now I'm finally doing it. Wow. At the beginning of exam week. Good job, self.