The Quote Book

V- Part 1

I did not say any of this. These quotes belong to their rightful owners.

*Laughs hysterically*

"Exotic Butters."

"Pancake mix on burgers equals corn dogs."

"Oh no. The US and UK broke up?Welp. Time to change my ship... No more USUK."

"And remember, just sweep it under the rug, it's probably fine!"

"Buy more key chains!"

"It's good to know who your enemies are so that next time you see them, you can kill them."

"The correct term is lesbian."

"I am filled with... DETERMINATION!!!!!!"

*Cheerfully says* "That's racist!"

Katherin: "What was that?"
V: "Death."

This is V's opinion: "There was a cat that ran for governor in Mexico, and I'm pretty sure that cat would do a better job at president than Donald Trump."

*V Goes up to Katherin*  
V: "Can I ask you a question?"
K: "Sure..."
V: "Will you answer me honestly?"
K: "Sure."
V: "Are you my friend?"
K: "Yes."
V: "And you'll do anything for me, right?"
K: "Maybe..."
V: "Can you help me hide a dead body?"
K: *Laughing* "Sure."

"Delicious trees."

*Says in a cheerful 5-year-old voice*
"That's depressing!"

*Phone rings*
*Picks up phone*
"HELLO! MY LIFE SUCKS!!"

"It's done but there's blood everywhere."

"I've been asalted at least 4 times today."

"Just let me brush your face!"