"Goat Fart Milk is good for your soul! Goat Fart Milk comes out of a hole!"
"Buy Goat Fart Milk in case cows go extinct!"
"I'm a cattle enthusiast!"
"I'M DROWNING!"
*Says calmly* "Oh. I've been impaled."
"STOP TOUCHING MY EYES!!"
"Do horses lay eggs? ... I have to check your udders... Let me just get under you."
"WITH THE POWER OF THE EARTH AND THE HEAVENS I COMBINE THEM TO MAKE THE POWER OF THE MICROWAVE. RADIATION!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Look at that butt!... OF JUMIN!" The "Jumin" that this person was talking about is from a game called Mystic Messenger.
*Sings* "Do you wanna build a wall?... Out of Jumin's butt?"
"I'm an executor!" K(me): "You mean an executioner?"
"Crime Rave!!"
"********~SENPAI!!"
"NO!! THAT'S TOO MAINSTREAM!!"
"Jumin's butt." This person must really like Jumin's butt...
"Because not having glue on your arm is too mainstream."
"Look! A leech! I should have a pet leech."
*Gets a bag of cookies from V.* *Gasps* "You got me plastic?"
*Directed at V* "You're on drugs."
"I'm a ninja... I'm Asian."
"Why did you put the helicopter in the fridge? I told you to put it in the OVEN for 30 seconds!!!"
"I WILL COMFORT YOU WITH MY HAND!!!" *Puts hand on face*
"Do you need peanut butter?"
"I'm gonna be a doctor, Mom!"
(I like what she says after this)
"I'M GONNA SHOVE PEANUT BUTTER UP PEOPLE'S NOSES!!"
(Lol.)
"I need some drugs!"
"FIRE!!"
"No!! Don't get drunk!"
"You're still the shortest."
"What is your problem?"
"Don't stomp on water! That's rude!"
"Are you breathing on her? Stop breathing on her!"
"Are you fangirling inside?"
"No! Don't do that! You're killing all the fangirls!"
"This pillow is doing weird things to me."
"Water bottle abuse!"
"Where are a chicken's knuckles? On their bellybuttons."
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