WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO BE EXACTLY LIKE K. K.
"Thanks for turning me gay."
"MOVE!! I'm gay!"
"Ummm..."
*When someone asks her to name two people that are gay:
"Me! And... T."
"Why do people think I'm weird just because I can put my foot behind my head? Can't everyone?"
"Hey, best friend M****!!"
"Subscribe to Class Time on YouTube NOW!"
K: "Quieres morir?" (It's okay. I didn't try. Me at the scene of the crime: "No la maté!")
K. K.: "YES!! Strawberry-banana please." Apparently she heard, "You want a smoothie?"
"Death is love. Death is life."
"Before I die, I just wanna say... *Yells* M****, WHAT DOES AZUL MEAN?!"
"Before I die, I want you all to know I hate you..." (K: "I hate you too!") "...all except for M****. *Cries * I'm thankful for Kai***, who taught me Jibber Jabber,...".(That's a language now lol) "...Katherin for asking me if I wanted a smoothie everyday, and for M****, who is my by bestest friend."
--Later--
"I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T A DRILL!!!!"
"M****'s having fuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn..."
*Directed at V* "No! Don't kill me! PLEASE!!"
"I had a broken childhood."
"Was it a ****?"
"I forgot my bear."
"IT WAS TOO SOON!! *Crying* IT WASN'T YOUR TIME!! "
"TAKE ME INSTEAD! TAKE ME INSTEAD, PLEASE!!!"
*Sighs* "Figure out seven."
"I've got some dirt in it."
"I'm not kidding! It's delicious!"
"I'm not ashamed!"
"She's so sexual!"
"Yes! I love you! give me all your rice!"
"No! I have a boyfriend! No! Don't touch me!" (I think she was playing a game)
"Katherin! I love you! I still expect rice!"
"Annabel kills people"
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The Quote Book
HumorThese are just some quotes that I write down for no apparent reason...