Kolleen K.- Part 1

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WARNING: DO NOT TRY TO BE EXACTLY LIKE K. K.

"Thanks for turning me gay."

"MOVE!! I'm gay!"

"Ummm..."

*When someone asks her to name two people that are gay:

"Me! And... T."

"Why do people think I'm weird just because I can put my foot behind my head? Can't everyone?"

"Hey, best friend M****!!"

"Subscribe to Class Time on YouTube NOW!"

K: "Quieres morir?" (It's okay. I didn't try. Me at the scene of the crime: "No la maté!")

K. K.: "YES!! Strawberry-banana please." Apparently she heard, "You want a smoothie?"

"Death is love. Death is life."

"Before I die, I just wanna say... *Yells* M****, WHAT DOES AZUL MEAN?!"

"Before I die, I want you all to know I hate you..." (K: "I hate you too!") "...all except for M****. *Cries * I'm thankful for Kai***, who taught me Jibber Jabber,...".(That's a language now lol) "...Katherin for asking me if I wanted a smoothie everyday, and for M****, who is my by bestest friend."

--Later--

"I TOLD YOU IT WASN'T A DRILL!!!!"

"M****'s having fuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn..."

*Directed at V* "No! Don't kill me! PLEASE!!"

"I had a broken childhood."

"Was it a ****?"

"I forgot my bear."

"IT WAS TOO SOON!! *Crying* IT WASN'T YOUR TIME!! "

"TAKE ME INSTEAD! TAKE ME INSTEAD, PLEASE!!!"

*Sighs* "Figure out seven."

"I've got some dirt in it."

"I'm not kidding! It's delicious!"

"I'm not ashamed!"

"She's so sexual!"

"Yes! I love you! give me all your rice!"

"No! I have a boyfriend! No! Don't touch me!" (I think she was playing a game)

"Katherin! I love you! I still expect rice!"

"Annabel kills people"

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