Greypaw : "Duhhhhhh."CRASH!"DOYYYYY!!"*scrambled up the tree and fell. Again.*
Rusty:Need help?
Greypaw:*nods*
Rusty: um.....um.....GOT IT! BRB bro!
SEVRAL HOURS LATER
Rusty: I'm back!!! With rope and dynamite!*ties Greypaw to the chair then ties dynamite to the legs.*
Rusty: weady?*pulls out a match*
Greypaw: weady!
Rusty:*about to light the dynamite Bluestar jumps out*
Bluestar: you were weally going to light that?!?!
Rusty: duh!I want to find out what it does!
Bluestar: Lionheart, take the kitty-pet as prisoner.
Lionheart: what's a prisoner?* cocks head*
Bluestar: *face palm*
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Warrior Spoofs
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