Diamondtail:Look a pale bird! ill kill it!
Talltail: NO! Shes my mother! you...you...you murderer!*bird flies away*
Diamondtail: your mom is a pale bird.
Talltail: Yes. no .yes. no.(repeats 5 more times)
Diamondtail:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!*runs into the river.*(drowns)
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Warrior Spoofs
HumorDon't be a scared kittypet! Take a risk and read my warrior spoofs!Enjoy!
