1.join his clan of course!
2.make friends with Sasha.
3.make friends with Tawnypelt.
4.catch him a giant hawk
5.weave him a Firestar-shaped scratching post for his den
6.give him a evil plan to destroy Thunderclan
7.give him a turtle
8.give him a collar with dog teeth on it
9.steal Harry Potters cloak for Tigerstar
10.steal all Thunderclan's fresh kill pile
11.form Tigerclan
12. Drive out Windclan
13.kill Firestar
14.finally, kill Tigerstar by shoving him into the gorge.....
(or just slice through his stomache)
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Warrior Spoofs
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