"Oh. My. God. I cant believe we are, like, totally, like actually here (y/n)!!!" My friend Alex anxiously hopped around me joyfully. "Me either!!! This is what we have been saving up for forever!!!!!" I exclaimed as I ran a brush through my hair quickly and then tossed it back into the car... Hey! I had to look sharp! !!!
"We are almost like, totally, like, in breathing proximity of Dolly!" Alex said happily as she still suffered with white girl syndrome.
WHITE GIRL SYNDROME: Saying like and totally too much while sipping on a starbucks mocha.
She is an unfortunate case.
We walked into the double doors of the concert and stood eagerly in the crowd. Suddenly, the lights went dim.... And Dolly's heels clicked as she made her way across the stage. "Hey y'all... My name is Dolly Parton... And I have a special present for y'all tonight." Murmurs vibrated through the crowd in anticipation. "Tonight, instead of our regular concert... We are going too....
MOSHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
Bright red lights blinded me and people rushed to the stage and trampled the lesser beings while coat of many colors played in the background!I lost Alex and I felt my ribs being smashed into an iron bar...
Things went black.
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50 Shades of Monopoly X Reader.
FanfictionCold dark and everything in between. That were the perfect words to describe Barthalowmew Monopoly... Until he meets you at a Dolly Parton concert.... Can you change him?
