thisismyfirststoryonwattpadIhopeyoulikeit!!!
this is my first story on wattpad I hope you like it
"come back bunny mummy wants a hug" I shout chasing a bunny in the park, I don't know why people are staring (hope ya got ma sarcasm did ya no? OK then I'll carry on) WAIT I feel like I'm forgetting something hmmmmm.. wondering bears OH YEAH I'm Riley kits I know weird name huh well let me tell you about myself! I'm crazy well my best friend kitty says so anyway! I finished school two months ago and oh yeah me and kitty live in an apartment in California by but I was born in Texas!! HOWDY PARTNER he he I'm so funny!!
"yo Riley I just realised your like Louis Tomlinson from one direction" kitty yelled from her swing, now that made me stop in my tracks so I turned to look at her with the 'are you serious' look one thing I don't like boybands I like bands but not BOYBANDS!!! and that's a fact "yeah well at least I'm not a boring old fart like you!" ya see we have a way with things we are mean to each other but its in a joking way ha!
"oh its on like Riley Kong" I screamed getting weird looks from mothers and just teenagers laughing at me "OK kitty I'm making grass angels come join that's when I saw another bunny "oh my freaking bunny ears its a pink fluffy unicorn on a pot of gold riding a magical dinosaur fairy run for your lives" I screamed at kitty she just laughed at me and flipped me of so I said "kitty I don't like what your doing go home PEASANT" all she did was walk away so I went to the teenagers and sat down "AINT NO BODY GOT TIME FOR HER" they took one look at me and walked of!
I was getting sick of people doing that so I decided to have some fun! mwhahahahahaaahha (meh evil laugh!) I sneeked over to the biggest tree and sat and waited I spotted and elderly couple come sit under the tree and started kissing so I wrapped my legs round the tree branch and hung down and screamed "NO PDA UNDER ME TREE" I think I nearly gave them a heart attack " SO IM PUTTING MY DEFENCES UP IM NEVER GONNA FALL IN LOVE IF I EVER DID THAT I THINK ID HAVE A HEART ATTACK" I then bowed and said "THANK YOY PEASANTS AND GOODNIGHT COME TO MY SHOW TOMMOROW" they laughed and clapped so I smiled and ran of.
grrrr my tummy said so I looked down. hmmmm "anybody got any grapes my tummy just whispered to me I'm freakin hungry I want food" nobody replied! uh oh oh well lardie lardie dooo!
I got home safe and sound but I felt something missing uuhhhhhh oh yeah FOOD I laid down on the couch and ate the rest of the pop tarts oreos and Ben and jerry cookie dough ice cream and fell asleep.
I woke up and saw the fridge fully stoked by kitty so I just simply took a nap again "rir riri riri riri RIRI WAKE UP" I hit my alarm and I heard it should "OWWW" woops I got up into a karate position (I'm a black belt karate I have been for 6 years!!!) I saw it was just kitty she told me to get ready so I said I'm going to the park I got changed into some Jean shorts and a tee that said I'm queen of OREOS POP TARTS AND FOOD + NANDOS (custom top design!!) I got to the stairs and ninga rolled down without making a sound or hurting my self out of nowhere a giant Oreo jumped on me!! just kidding banana jumped on me and I face planted on the floor!!!
