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Rileys P.O.V

i feel like someones watching me so i sit down and soon cathy started to fly away " noooo dont leave me as well cathy" so i started to fake cry she came over and sat on my shoulder "AHOY ME HARTYS IMA PIRATE" hehehe im amazing i know i am hahahahahahaha! the life of a cucumber! hah crack rustle ok thats it someones spying on my i turned around but nothing was there i felt a hand over my mouth and five guys surrouned me well four without counting the one holding me he said " i take my hand of your mouth if you promise not to sccream" i nodded my head they didnt know what was coming mwahahahahahhaa!

as soon as he let go i said "cathy poo do thy poo heheheheheh" cathy flew ahead and pooed all over them hahahaha thats when i took action i flipped the guy over and all of them came runnng at me i jumped and grabbed a branch tree they face planted with each other i jumped on the curly head one and knocked him out 3 more easy as pie i knocked the fake blond by using a presure point and the other two i kicked in the stumoch i watched them lay there unconsiouse then one got up and ran away suddenly i was put in handcuffs i pray a thankyou too my dad to teaching me to handel these situations i have a plan up my sleeve they all got up after a while and saw me hand cuffed the blondie cam up to me and put a cloth on my mouth CHLOROFOAM i stood there for ages they all looked at me shocked that it didnt work ha!

soon blondie came and stabbed my arm with a needle oh boy i can resst it but i know ill pretend to fall unconsiouse so i can hear them talk!!! im a geniuss. i pretended to go limp and whispered " you freaks rot in hell" to add more effects ohhhhhhh i should be and actor yeah the blue eyed boy with brown hair layed me down in the van

" what should we do with her" blue eyes asked "i dunno this was your plan" curly said " hehe yeah i guess but we need to lock her up in the spare room and lock the windows and bathroom windows and get rid of anything sharp! yeah lets do that" ha they think that will work i have trained to get out of a jail cell in a straight jacket with handcuffs and no windows in less than 5 minuetes ill trick them i can do this! yeah those succers!

Kidnapped by ONE DIRECTION!!! (humour) #funnyWhere stories live. Discover now