should we wake her

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RILEYS P.O.V

I peeked through my eyelids and heard boys.. oh so stupid boys... well anyways back to the boys

"this will be so funny the old classic feather and cream"

Irish boy niall said. oh they didn't know what was going to happen so when they tickled my nose I sat up and ate the cream off my hand and said "didn't want to waist food now would I?" I said as innocently as possible I jumped up and walked to the kitchen and opened the fridge I felt a presence behind me "don't touch my ass harry" I said as evily as possible "how did you know it was me" he winged so I shouted "IM HARTY POTTER" OHH YAY they have a cupboard under the stairs hehehe I raced into the room and sat down. I closed my eyes and started chanting things hahahha they must be soooooooo freaked out hahahahah if only they knew.

a minute later...

"now class its story time

once I got hit in the face with a dictionary

do you know what I said to this fake blond who stated words will never hurt me I shouted I got hit by a dictionary words hurt like a bitch slap!

end of story time NAP TIME children" I like to make sure my class of imaginary friends are well educated!

To be honest i think i should move in here and work as a magician full time! I mean it wouldn't hurt anyone to try and saw people up, or would it coz ya know I'm using something sharp but its magic so it shouldn't!

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