Jeff: Fuck yea bitches.
Me: Did you Taste The Rainbow?
Jeff: Yes, it tastes awful.
Samantha: It tastes sweet.
Me: No wonder. Jeff is a psychotic serial killer who has pure hatred to kindness and the same with Samantha but she still has some sanity in her like last chapter when she defended her children.
Jeff: I have no idea what the fuck you just said. O.o
Me: *laughs* Should've stayed in school Jeffrey.
Jeff: >.< Don't fucking call me that.
Samantha: Jeff, do I have to show you that song again? T^T.
Jeff: Which one?
Samantha: Sexting.
Jeff: OH HELL NO! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.
Samantha: Sexting with a JeffxBEN yaio. X3
Jeff: Don't you dare.
Samantha: ^New message B-O-T-D-F. Sext, sext, sext, me x4. Less than three is just a tease~ Send those nudes and make me drool..! Hit me up~ Make me ***. Wanna sext? I'll show you some. Sticky drama all the way~.. Want my dick? You gotta pay. You see what my thumbs can do~. Time to use my tongue on you. Show me what you got~ On my LCD. Lets get down to it, so you can get down on me. Cybering is so~ 1999. You've got to be textually active if you wanna be mine. 'Cause~^
Jeff: That's enough!
Samantha: Why? Too many dirty words for Jeffy? LOL!
Jeff: Ermm no.
Samantha: *Face palms*
Me: God dammit.
Jeff: Well it has a lot of dirty words.
Me: Yea, I'm going to blur out ***.
Jeff&Samantha: Good point.
Jeff: JINX!
Samantha: INFINITY AND BEOND JINX YOU OWE ME.
Jeff: Oh god...
Samantha: You owe me....... A kiss.
Jeff: I like that idea. *starts a make out session with Samantha*
Me: God damn you. *Sighs*
Samantha: *Pulls away* Well you've never had true love.
Me: =.= I'm in a relationship right now.
Jeff: Ye- WAIT WHAT?!
Me: Oops, forgot to tell you. ^_^
Samantha: Dammit! Well who is it.
Jeff&Samantha: *leans in close to hear*
Me: He has a wattpad acc.
Jeff: TELL US HIS NAME AND HIS USERNAME.
Me: His username is EmoKid105 and his real name is Jacob.
Samantha: Aw, cute, c;
Me: He's going to come over soon.
Jeff: God damn why did I fall in love with Samantha.
Samantha: I HEARD THAT! And you fell in love with me because you just loved my bleached white skin. =.=
Jeff: True.......
Me: But Jeff, you were burned in alcohol and bleach.
Jeff: True......
