The Bangtan Family

Bad Words

   One day at the Bangtan house, Mama Jin was overwhelmed by having to take care of his five kids, as usual.

   "Ugh, I can't believe I have to go to this bake sale when Suho's going to be there. I really can't stand some of those moms!" Jin said while hurriedly taking a pan of delicious-smelling brownies out of the oven. "Oh my goodness! I forgot I have to pick up Taehyung from his friend's house..."

   "I'll pick up Tae for you, mom!" Jimin said.

   "Thank you so much, Jimin!" Jin replied. Meanwhile, Yoongi was walking down the stairs, listening to My Chemical Romance with his new headphones. "Yoongi, why can't you be more like your brother? All you do is sleep and listen to your rap and emo music all day."

    "I told you to call me Suga, mom." he said in his usual indifferent tone.

    "I named you Min Yoongi when I gave birth to you, so that's what I'm going to call you. Period. Now help me with these brownies."

    "But you call Hoseok by his stage name all the time."

    "Because his actually sounds cool."

    Yoongi was so surprised by his mother's remark that he dropped and broke his brand-new headphones. "Gosh darn it, my headphones!"

    Jin slowly turned around to look at Yoongi. Even after watching dozens of horror movies, nothing was more intimidating to him than Mama Jin's death stare. "Learning from your father, aren't you. Wait... What did I just hear you say?"

    "Um... gosh darn it, my headphones?" Yoongi said confusedly. Why was his mom so mad all of a sudden?

    "I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE IN MY HOUSE AGAIN. HOW DARE YOU SAY THOSE WORDS TO MY FACE."

    Oh crap. Mama Jin was mad! I have to get out of here, Yoongi thought. He picked up his phone and his broken headphones and ran out the front door.

     "MIN YOONGI, GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW! I TRIED FOR YEARS TO RAISE YOU RIGHT AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS? WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS ARE YOU HANGING OUT WITH? I NEED TO HAVE A TALK WITH THEIR PARENTS. WHERE ARE YOU EVEN GOING? ARE YOU DOING DRUGS WITH ALL THE BAD KIDS? WHAT ELSE DON'T I KNOW ABOUT? "

      From then on, as he was running down the street to who-knows-where, Yoongi made a mental note to speak as little as possible when his mom was around.