The Bangtan Family

Namjoon, Dad of Destruction

Alright, I've had enough fun with Jin the soccer mom. Let's see what the other members of the Bangtan family are up to.

   One Sunday morning, Jimin, being the perfect son he (thinks he) is, was making breakfast for the rest of the family. "Hey... we're out of maple syrup for the pancakes." he said, wondering how he could have pancakes without syrup. "Oh yeah, I remember Mom once saying that you can just use jam instead."

    As Jimin was making the last few pancakes, Dad Namjoon came into the kitchen. "Ah, those pancakes smell good!" he said.

    "Thanks, Dad!" Jimin replied. "Can you get me the jam, please?"

    Namjoon looked inside the cupboard, then the fridge. Finally, he looked his son in the eye and said, "Sorry, Jimin... you got no jams."

    *Audible gasps from Hoseok and Taehyung, who were playing video games in the livingroom*

    Jimin's eyes widened in shock. He felt ashamed. He was a disappointment to his family. Oh, how could he not have jams? 

     "Um.. could you go out and buy some? Before the pancakes get cold?" Jimin asked his father.

      "Sorry, not right now."

      "Why not?"

      "Er... I may have broken the doorknob on the front door." Namjoon could have sworn he heard Jin yell "Again? That's the third time this month!" from all the way upstairs.

      "Just go out the back door!" Jimin said, now getting angry.

      "Alright, alright." A little while later, Namjoon came back with a shopping bag full of broken jars of jam.

      "You broke them. Already." Jimin said. He was so done with his dad's tendency to break things. No, tendency was an understatement.

      Now Jimin was really angry. He pulled open the refrigerator door and stared inside it. In a few short seconds, Namjoon saw all of the anger drain from Jimin's expression. He looked up at his dad with a bottle of something in his hand. "Hehe... we do have maple syrup..."

A/N: I'm sorry, ARMY. I just had to make one big "you got no jams" joke.