one shots ft. destiel [pt. I] .

29 - confusing

Cas and Dean both let out a frustrated huff while entering the library. sam sitting at the table reading a book confused of what Dean and Cas are upset about.

"You know what Cas? we're done"
Dean huffed.

"Good, i hate you and your tiny dick. maybe i'll go find someone who's is bigger and can actually make me cum" Cas shrugged.

Sams eyes windend at the comeback. bitting his lip to hold in his laughter.

"Tell that to sammy who was complaining about the noise last night"

"I was faking it so i could make you and your tiny dick happy!"

Dean rolled his eyes "yeah , sure" crossing his arms and turning his back towards him. Cas doing the same.

After a minute or so of silence Dean turned back around and blurted "i love you" to Cas.

"I love you , too" Cas happily sighed , turning back around also.

Sam gives them a confused look furrowing his eyebrows.

"Are you guys gonna break up?"

"No!" Dean doesn't hesitate to say.

Sam sighs running a hand through his hair. "you guys are confusing as fuck , ok?" slamming the book closed and headed to his room.

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tbh i don't even know what this is lmao

but happy Christmas eve eve