The princess and the dragon {COMPLETED}

Nine

Natsu POV

Like everyday, I woke up early and did my morning routine. But before I can do anything else, I need to text Grey.

Grey is underlined

Yo Grey

What do you want

I need you to do something for me.

What's the favor?

I need ya to watch Luce for me.

The blonde hottie with a big rack?

Bastard!......and yes

Sure. But I want money.

Of course you do. Fine, I'll drop her off around 12:00 AND NO STRIPPING IN FRONT OF HER!!

Yea, yea I got it.

Later~
Grey POV

So Lucy is here. She hasn't said anything sense Natsu left, and it's really awkward. Lucy is sitting at the table with a sketch pad that she's been drawing in for the past two hours.

A few more minutes pass until she looks up at me. I look at her with confusion. Still not saying anything, she pats her stomach while looking at me. I got the hint of telling me she's hungry.

"What do you want to eat?" I ask.

She stands up and walks to the kitchen. 'I know she can talk, but why won't she?' I think to myself.

Once I get to the kitchen, I see her looking through the fridge. After a while she pulls out one of the leftovers, spaghetti.

"You want that?"

She nods and extends her arms with the container in it, giving me the spaghetti. I take it and put some in a bowl, then place the bowl in a microwave.

Beep
Beep
Beep

The microwave goes off, I take the food out and place it on the table. She sits down and and starts to eat.

'This is so awkward' I say to myself.

"Thank you." I hear, I look towards Lucy and see her looking at me.

"Your welcome."

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Another hour has passed. This is getting so god damn awkward. I have tried small talk but she won't respond, making me seem like a total dumbass.

"Are you gay?" My head snaps toward the blonde. To see her looking at me with confusion.

"W-what?" Did I hear that right?

'DID SHE ASK IF I WAS GAY!?!?' I yell in my head.

"Are you gay?" She repeats.

"No, why would you think that?" I didn't yell.... yet.

"You seem like the type of person to be gay, I was just wondering." She say casually.

"I'm not gay. I have a girlfriend as a matter of fact."

"You mean boyfriend?"

A tick mark appears on my head, do I really look gay!?!?

"No, a girlfriend.
G-I-R-L-F-R-I-E-N-D." I spell out for her, I can't hold in my anger.

"B-O-Y-F-R-I-E-N-D."

"IM NOT GAY!!!!" I end up yelling at her. But she doesn't flinch.

"It's ok if you are."

"How many times do I have to tell you!? I.AM.NOT.GAY!"

"So are you a lesbian?"

"NO!!!"

"So your gay?"

"NO!!!"

"Well your either lesbian or gay." She told me.

"......huh?" I'm confused.

"Well, lesbian means liking girls. Gay means liking guys. So most guys are lesbians because they like girls. And most girls are gay because they like guys. So if your not a lesbian you gay." The told me.

"What about being straight?"

"That's basically a shorter way in saying it." She said with a i'm-so-smart look.

".........you logic sucks."

"HEY!!"

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More hours have passed with her accusing me of being gay. Suddenly there was a knock at the door. When I opened it I was Natsu.

"Thank god!!" I yell.

"What?" Natsu asked.

"Hi Natsu!" Lucy says from with her stuff already in hand.

"Hey Luce!"

"Take her and leave!! I can't put up with it anymore!!"

"Why?" Natsu said.

"She kept calling me gay!! And I can't take it anymore!" And with that I pushed Lucy and Natsu out of my house and slammed the door.

Normal POV
Once the door closed, Natsu and Lucy started to laugh.

"I guess it went well!" Natsu said still laughing.

"Yea, he was really mad and annoyed."

"Well like promised,I'll get ya the new phone you wanted."

"YAY!!!"

If your confused. Natsu asked Lucy to keep accusing Grey of being gay. And then to tell him what happens afterwards. In exchange he had to get Lucy the newest phone.