Eddsworld x Reader (Oneshots)

Hentai and Lemons

Art: Idk
I'm not good when it's a boy x boy lemon so it's a fem! Reader...
Course nothing but a good 'ol lemon to start a book ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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(Y/N) = Your name
(F/C) = Favorite Color
(S/F/C) = Second Favorite Color
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Tord x Fem!Reader

Third Person P.O.V.
(Y/N) has been living with Edd and his gang for two years now and learned some of their secrets. Matt moaning his own name when alone. Tom going to a strip club for alcohol. Edd made love with a can of cola once. And Tord... Hentai. (Y/N) was watching 'Professor Why' which amused her for some reason. Tom sat down next to (Y/N) and drank from his flask. "Why didn't you go with the Edd and Matt? You usually go shopping with them." (Y/N) asked. "I need to keep that commie from touching you or getting near you." Tom said, looking at the girl. "So you need to keep an eye on me?" You chuckled. "Alright that was pretty good." He said, smirking.

A little did Tom knew there was a certain roommate watching them.

"Haha, anyways I'm going to my room." (Y/N) said, standing up. "Yeah sure, but stay away from that commie's room." Tom said. He watched (Y/N) go to her own room but Tord stopped her.

(Y/N)'s P.O.V.
"Hey sexy~" Tord greeted, leaning on his doorframe. "Hey Tor-" "Get away from (Y/N), you fucking commie." Tom cut me off. "Tom, relax. It's not like he's going to hurt me." I said, defending the pervert. Tom let out a low gruff and continued watching Professor Why. Tord smirked and asked "Hey (Y/N) wanna do something fun~?". "I'd rather not." I replied. "You'll love this game, promise." He said, reaching for my hand. "Fine. I'll play with you." I said, and he pulled me inside his bedroom.

"Tord, turn the fucking lights on. It's so dark." I said, staying still. I can feel his breath behind my neck which sent me chills. "Now, now, there's no need to swear." He said. "Make me." I said. I felt a pair of hands touch my butt, and started groping it. "Tord! Stop squeezin' my ass!" I blushed. He leaned to my ear and said "Alright then...". He moved his hands up, stopping at my (small/busty) chest. He started squeezing my breasts. "T-Tord!" I blushed harder. "What? You don't like our little game~?" He asked, and started nibbling on my neck. "T-Tord stop." I moaned.

I can tell he's not amused, and turned on the lights. "Anyways, do whatever you want in my room, and I was just messing with you." Tord said, staring at me. "You can sit on the bed." He said, gesturing the bed. "I'm... Going to get something. Be right back." He said, and left. I sat on his bed, and grabbed something random underneath the bed. What I pulled out amused me.

It was a hentai magazine.

"No wonder you're such a perv." I chuckled, and started reading the magazine. Tord came back, and noticed me reading his magazine. "No no no, no, don't touch that!" He panicked, snatching the magazine and throwing it under his bed. "What? You said I can do anything in your room." I smirked. "You can't just go through other people's privacy." He said, blushing. "Yeah, but you crossed the line. You touched my breasts." I squeaked.

"You touched my dick." Tord blushed. Now he's the same color as his hoodie.

"That was an accident!" I whined.

"Yeah fine, but you liked me touching you, right?" He asked, sitting down next to me. "Do you know what's lemon?" I asked. "I know it's a fruit, but I think you're referring to another lemon. So... No..?" He asked. "It's a game I made. Wanna play it?" I asked. "Sure, whatever floats your boat." Tord said. "Two or more persons can play this game. Here's the rules- just kidding there are no rules. They just... Fuck" I said.

I pulled his hoodie, and started kissing him roughly. After a minute of making out, we need to break away because there's a thing called air. "Say, you're good kisser." Tord complimented. "But let's see how good are you in bed~" Tord cooed, and kissed me again. He moved down to my neck, giving me hickeys. He hit my sweet spot, and I moaned in pleasure. Tord smirked, while removing my (Skirt/Pants/Shorts/Jeans), throwing it on the floor.

"Na-ah~. I'm not gonna rub it... Yet~." Tord said. He removed my (F/C) hoodie and my (S/F/C) (tank top/shirt), and stared at my (small/busty) breasts. "You know it's rude to stare." I said. "So you don't wear bras at home... What a naughty girl~" He let out a low chuckle. Tord smirked and removed his hoodie, and pants, leaving him in his boxers.

Tord's P.O.V.
I can see the lust in (Y/N)'s eyes, and she can see mine. I removed her panties, and started rubbing her pus- womanhood. I inserted a finger in her, and she moaned. I started to grow impatient, and I really need it. "You know what?" I asked, removing my finger and licking it. "What? That I find you hotter than Tom?" (Y/N) asked. "No, but thanks. We should rush things up, no?" I asked. "Sure." She said, positioning herself.

(Y/N)'s P.O.V.
Tord removed his boxers, revealing his large member. I don't think that could fit... "I've been waiting for so long to do this." He said, positioning himself, and inserting his dick in me. "Fuck, you're big." I gripped on his pillow. "Yeah, but damn you're tight." He said. It took us a moment to adjust, and started by thrusting slowly. "F-faster." I said, and Tord thrusted faster. "Ahhh Tord~!" I demanded. "Faster!" I moaned, hitting my g-spot. "T-this is much better than hentai." Tord said.

His thrusts started to get sloppy, and we both know what that means. "T-Tord I gonna come." I said. "M-me too Y/N!" Tord moaned. We both came, and removed his member out. "Well that was a fun game~." I giggled, kissing his cheek. "Agreed..." Tord said, pulling the blanket over our bodies. 

"We should do that more often."

"Can I read your hentai magazines?" I asked. "Not until we play another game~"

Bonus:
"Did they just-...?" Matt asked, looking away from his newly bought mirror. "I told her to stay away from that commie, but look what they did. They had sex!" Tom mumbled. "We'll bring all of you guys next time." Edd said. "And they didn't use condom." Tom said, and Edd choked from his cola. "Tom!"

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Well that was... •-•

Fun to write...
And it took me five hours to write this.
Just a question....
What's your sexuality? I'm bisexual.